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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 4, 2005 / 24 Adar II, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Major League Baseball held Opening Day in Yankee Stadium Sunday with steroid use hanging over the game like a dark cloud. This is what happens when you don't allow gun violence on television. You get shoot-'em-ups with hypodermic needles.


Tour de France champ Lance Armstrong denied charges made Thursday by a fired former assistant that he uses steroids. There's no reason to think he would need them. Bicycling over the Alps is every bit as natural as breaking a home run record.


Roman Catholics maintained a worldwide vigil Friday over a great man, Pope John Paul II. Every religion deals with death its own way. We Episcopalians believe that death is not the final end, there always remains the litigation over the estate.


Bill Clinton was presented with an award Friday from the National Foundation for Infectious Diseases. What good is this to him? He is certainly not going to pick up any chicks walking into the Polo Lounge with this medal around his neck.


Bill Clinton stepped back into the spotlight Wednesday with a speech calling for AIDS research. His recovery is amazing. If he can outlive Jerry Falwell and the pope it will prove that the commandment against adultery got in there by mistake.


Rudy Giuliani said Thursday he may run for the Republican nomination for president. He's a divorced pro-choice Republican married to the woman with whom he has committed adultery. His political base consists of Prince Charles and his kids.


Donald Trump will teach a course called How to Make Money in Real Estate to a Learning Annex gala in Los Angeles. He will be paid a million dollars an hour. Only hostages in the Middle East have more incentive to stretch their presentations.


Churchill Downs reported Friday that racetrack business is way down due to all the other forms of gambling available. It's still a gold mine. Forget stud fees, gasoline is so expensive that horses make more money if they are put out to carpool.


Jesse Jackson startled supporters in Florida Friday by praying with right-to-life protesters. He's never supported their cause. It's the biggest turnaround for a Democrat since Gary Hart got caught changing his position on offshore drilling.


The University of Mississippi was protested Friday by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. They ruin every meal. Nowadays you can't order fish at the restaurant at Sea World without wondering if you are about to eat a slow learner.


Roosevelt had the New Deal, Harry Truman had the Fair Deal, and John Edwards will offer the Standard Deal. If he's elected president he gets thirty percent of the country plus expenses.


President Clinton's National Security Advisor Sandy Berger pleaded guilty in federal court Thursday to sneaking classified documents out of the National Archives by hiding them in his pants. It was probably out of habit. Everyone in the Clinton Administration was advised to hide whatever was going on in their pants.

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