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Steven Emerson: Yes, the terrorists are winning

Don Terry: Lifetime, no see

Dec. 2, 2008

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Dec. 1, 2008

Max Freidlander, as told to Jacklyn C. Wadler: India Inkings

Mark Steyn: Whodunit!?

Nov. 28, 2008

Rabbi Ahron Rapps: An evil seed that didn't have to be

Melanie Phillips: Carpe diem --- or can we all relax now?

Nov. 26, 2008

Michael Feldberg: Meet the Orthodox Jew who laid groundwork for scientific development of ordnance that undergirds America's current world leadership

Andrea Simantov: Shades of life

Nov. 25, 2008

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir : Getting Emotional For Influence

The Kosher Gourmet by Ethel G. Hofman : Thanksiving feast!

Nov. 24, 2008

Rabbi S. Binyomin Ginsberg: 'I just Became a grandchild!'

Barry Rubin: Don't flatter your enemies, protect your friends

Nov. 21, 2008

Rabbi A. Henach Leibowitz: Money matters?

Caroline B. Glick: Civilization walks the plank

Nov. 20, 2008

Rabbi Avi Shafran: Bronfman's blindness

The Kosher Gourmet By Linda Gassenheimer: Portobellos add a hearty flavor to pasta with pesto

Nov, 19, 2008

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir : Spread the wealth? Jewish tradition and income equality

Elliot B. Gertel: 'Mad Men': Tackling prejudices or reinforcing them?

Nov, 18, 2008

Dr. Debby Schwarz Hirschhorn: The End of the Age of Reason

Jonathan Tobin: Does Barack + Bibi = Disaster?

Nov, 17, 2008

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: The End of the Age of Reason

Diana West: Gulling Americans into making terror legit?

Nov, 14, 2008

Rabbi A. Henach Leibowitz: The Power of Spiritual Inertia

Caroline B. Glick: The perils ahead

Nov, 13, 2008

Stratfor Intelligence Briefing: How Bush and Obama together could change the Middle East dynamic

The Kosher Gourmet by JeanMarie Brownson: Sweet and savory, crispy and meltingly tender bestilla

Nov, 12, 2008

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir : Tyrannical Co-Workers

Michael Doyle: High Court to consider today donated monuments that may have religious messages in public parks

Nov, 11, 2008

Frank J. Gaffney, Jr.: Will Obama stop government officials considering institutionalizing financial jihad?

Jonathan Tobin: They Will Decide Their Own Fate

Nov, 10, 2008

Rabbi Avi Shafran: $8 billion, modern-day Tower of Babel being built?

Barry Rubin: A letter to the president-elect from a Middle East realist

Nov, 7, 2008

Rabbi Francis Nataf: Of Children and Immortality

Caroline B. Glick: Livni's Obama strategy

Nov, 6, 2008

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: How I tricked a classroom of apathetic students into grasping the fallacy of moral relativism

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Nov, 5, 2008

The Jewish Ethicist By Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir: Destitute Debtors

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Nov, 4, 2008

Frank J. Gaffney, Jr.: Treasury Dept. submits to Shariah law

Frida Ghitis: A surprise for Obama in the Middle East

Nov, 3, 2008

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Jewish World Review April 1, 2004 / 11 Nissan, 5764

The Horseradish Chronicles: The Pain of chrain

By Michael Arnold Glueck


http://www.jewishworldreview.com | So the Hebrew school teacher asks little Johnny:


"What is the meaning of most Jewish holidays?"


Replies little Johnny: "They tried to kill us. We won. Let's eat."


Little Johnny had a point. Most Jewish holidays celebrate deliverance of one kind or another, and most have special foods associated with them. Purim, for example. Evil Haman tried to kill us, so now we eat "Hamentaschen," little cakes shaped like the three-cornered hat he wore until Queen Esther and Uncle Mordechai arranged a terminal neck-stretch on the gallows he'd built for the Jews.


Or Chanukah, which commemorates victory over an exceptionally the Greeks. We eat "Latkes" thin little potato pancakes symbolizing how the Maccabees whipped, pureed, pounded, flattened into little bite-size pieces, and then fried the Hellenes. Or something like that.


But I must confess, although somewhat warily, that my favorite holiday, food-wise, is Passover and its Seder, the feast of deliverance from Egyptian bondage. One delicacy in particular. Not lamb or matzoh, the unleavened bread that the Israelites hurriedly baked before beating feet out of Egypt. Nor even the "charoses," the mix of apples, nuts, and wine that symbolizes the brick and mortar of slave labor. And no, not even the traditional four cups of Manischewitz.


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I love the horseradish, the "Mahror," the uncut, super-strong variety put out at Passover to symbolize the bitterness of slavery.


Now, the horseradish is a noble root. But like any other mild addiction, it can be worrisome. And not everybody understands when I explain that an item meant to symbolize bondage is also my favorite comfort food. So, in a blatant attempt at self-reassurance, I decided to do some research.


According to "Horseradish Trivia," over the past few millennia, this plant has been used as an aphrodisiac (a matter I pass over in silence), a treatment for rheumatism and lower back pain, and a kind of cough syrup. The Egyptians knew from horseradish. So did the Greeks.


In "The Root Queen's Guide to Horseradish," Judy McCann informs us that the word first appeared in English print in 1597, in a medicinal guide to herbs. The original word may have been "harsh radish," the word "radish" deriving from the Latin "radix," meaning "root." It also goes well with chicken, brisket, and roast beef.


A noble root, indeed. But I was still uneasy. So I got in touch with Dr. Phil. Not the TV potentate, but Dr. Phil Gold, a Seattle-based historian and writer.

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Not to worry, said Dr. Phil. Horseradish goes deep in Jewish history. Although the Hebrew word is "Mahror," meaning "bitter," the Yiddish term is "chrain." This word is actually Sephardic in origin, and goes back to the Spanish Inquisition, when roving gangs sought out secret Jews who were surreptitiously celebrating Passover. It being too dangerous to bake matzohs, these Spanish Jews emphasized horseradish, because it was easy to dispose of when the bad guys knocked on the door. Hence the proverb:


"The chrain in Spain goes mainly down the drain."


Dr. Phil also related an incident from his childhood. As the first-born son of his family, he was expected to fast all day before the Seder, in gratitude that when the Angel of Death slew all the first-born in Egypt the Israelites were passed-over. Not wishing to pass up the delicacies in his high school cafeteria, he adopted a common alternative. Go to the synagogue before dawn, pray with the old men, study with them a bit, then symbolically break your fast with the only item more prohibited during Passover than leavened bread.


Canadian Club -- not the soda!


The old men, Dr. Phil relates, took great pleasure in sending the kids off to school reeking of spirits. It made for some interesting encounters with the homeroom teacher.


Even that long-ago bitterness of slavery can bring good things about. During the final stages of the Israeli-Egyptian peace negotiations, the Abu Rudeis oil fields, seized by Israel during the 1967 war, proved a problem. Israeli Prime Minister Menachem Begin was ready to hand them back but Egypt's Anwar Sadat also wanted compensation for the oil the Israelis had taken during the Sinai occupation. Finally, at least according to legend, Begin told Sadat, "Look, if you don't charge us for the oil, we won't charge you for the Pyramids."


Sadat laughed and agreed, and perhaps chose not to mention that Hebrew slaves never worked on the Pyramids. After all, when there's a chance to make peace, what's a little oil or a few Pyramids to stand in the way?


Something to ponder the next time you taste something bitter.


A Happy Passover to all.

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