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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 5,2018

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | • President Trump is heading to San Diego to select between eight types of walls proposed for the border. The wall will mark the divide between Spanish and English cultural legacies, but it won't keep anyone out. Mexicans are such great tunnel diggers that they only stay in prison to escape their wives.

• President Trump scolded Jeff Sessions on Wednesday for delaying an FBI probe of Hillary with an Inspector General review, and top advisor Hope Hicks quit a day after testifying to Congress. The press went wild. They cover the Trump White House like every day's a new episode of Keeping Up with the White-Trashians.

• President Trump, in Los Angeles Tuesday a week after he said he'd run into a school shooting unarmed and try to subdue the gunman. Don't miss this adventure. The Secret Service looked at his approval rating in Los Angeles and told the president he'd be safer in a school shooting.

• Darkest Hour starring Gary Oldman as Winston Churchill is an Oscar contender showcasing his stirring speeches to Parliament. Each session of Parliament begins at six and often goes till two in the morning. It's the world's only legislature honest enough about itself to keep comedians' hours.

• WalMart announced Wednesday they'll no longer sell guns to anyone under twenty-one. This store is unknown to me. I've only been to a WalMart once, back in Oklahoma City, and when I made it through self-checkout without needing any help, they offered to make me District Manager.

• Papa John's Pizza ended its sponsorship of the NFL, citing slumping sales attributed to the National Anthem kneel-downs. It's backfired. L.A. cops just replaced their car sirens with the Anthem so that when fleeing suspects hear the song, they drop to one knee and they're easier to catch.

• The Supreme Court ordered Trump to comply with a lower court stay on his power to deport DACA illegals until the case reaches the top. Obama admitted them illegally and now it's illegal for Trump to deport them. It finally rained in L.A. after G od got permission from a federal judge.

• Chappaquiddick starring Jason Clarke as Teddy Kennedy opens in April about when Kennedy drove off his Pontiac off a bridge, drowning Mary Jo Kopechne. He escaped as the car sank, but not her. For the rest of his life Teddy drove a Volkswagen Beetle either in penance or because it floats.

• The Republican National Committee revealed in a tax filing that a former bodyguard of Trump is on the party payroll making fifteen thousand dollars a month. He's been a personal bodyguard, a New York cop and Navy SEAL. He's trying to accumulate enough credits to become a schoolteacher.

• The House of Representatives faced a busy week of border legislation and investigations into Russian election meddling. Congress is weighing a bi-partisan bill to legalize the use of marijuana in order to relieve arthritis pain. In other words, there's joint support for joint support for joint support.

• President Trump got the green light from a federal judge Monday to waive environmental law obstacles to building his Mexican border wall. He now has a clear path. Environmentalists were fighting construction of the wall, claiming it would halt the migration pattern of the Future Democrat.

• President Trump will review eight proposed border walls in San Diego. The feds say they want a wall that can stand up to repeated blows. We need a wall that can do that because Americans can defeat Nazi Germany, we can end Communism, we can beat Terrorism, but we can't stand up to blow.

• Jeff Sessions said the Justice Department will probe how opposition research came to be used to obtain a FISA warrant from a federal judge to bug Trump's post election. It was a fishing expedition looking for collusion between the Trump campaign and the Russians. U.S. troops and Russian troops are firing on each other in Syria right now, but the Democrats remain unconvinced.


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