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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 15, 2016

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Cleveland Browns cut Johnny Manziel after two seasons, one alcohol rehab, a charge of domestic abuse and countless social media photos of him swigging champagne and snorting coke. He must now wait five years before he’s eligible to be elected into the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame.

Nancy Reagan’s funeral was hosted by the Rev. Stewart Kenworthy of the National Cathedral Friday. It was beautiful. By tradition, the eulogy at an Episcopal funeral is followed by a hymn, followed by the benediction, followed by the procession then followed by a golf tournament with prizes.

Donald Trump held a rally in St. Louis Friday where dozens of black protesters were tossed out by Trump’s security. It was the first match-up between Ferguson’s black protesters and St Louis’ heavy German population. How can the Cardinals sell season tickets against this kind of excitement?

The NCAA tournament begins to take shape this week as conference champions are crowned nationwide. There are also other team entries. The teams that made it into the tournament without winning their conference crowns are known as At-Large Selections, also available at Lane Bryant’s,

The GOP candidates discussed foreign policy ahead of Tuesday’s winner-take-all primaries in Ohio and Florida. It’s suddenly a hot topic. On Monday, North Korea’s Kim Jung Un said he has a miniaturized nuclear warhead, prompting Donald Trump to respond that he has no problem with his.

Mitt Romney leaped into the GOP presidential primary campaign Monday, stumping for Ohio Governor John Kasich at rallies in the Buckeye State. Mitt’s lack of flash is a refreshing change of pace. Mitt Romney was wearing a suit that was so brown Donald Trump wanted to have it deported.

Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream of Vermont introduced a new ice cream honoring Bernie Sanders’ presidential bid called Bernie’s yearning. It’s half-chocolate and half-mint. The ice cream honoring Bernie Sanders sells for three dollars and ninety-nine cents for a pint, six hundred dollars after taxes.

Democratic socialist candidate Bernie Sanders wore a serious face Monday when he declared Republicans incite hatred toward minorities and immigrants. Bernie prefers wearing his serious face and he never tells jokes onstage. Jokes about socialism aren’t funny unless everybody gets them.

Defense Secretary Ash Carter said Monday he’s close to finalizing his plans to deploy women in combat once they’ve passed basic training. The next phase is brutal. The proposal calls for women to get used to fighting ISIS by having them work security at Donald Trump’s campaign rallies.

Donald Trump’s rally in Ohio broke out in fisticuffs as his supporters slugged it out toe-to-toe with Move On and Black Lives Matter protesters. Everyone’s scrutinizing the news video clips. National Hockey League scouts have reached out to Trump supporters to see if any of them can skate.

Donald Trump was targeted by liberal groups disrupting his rallies in Chicago and Ohio this week. Dirty tricks abound. Last week, word leaked that Trump would be endorsed by the African-American doctor who recently plunged in the polls, and Cruz did a robo-call hinting it was Bill Cosby.

China’s Ministry of Culture issued a ban on the popular practice of having strippers perform at men’s funerals in China. Trump responded immediately. He promised once he’s negotiating our trade deals that we will have Chinese strippers at American funerals, and their breasts will be HUGE.

The GOP establishment backed John Kasich in Ohio Monday in an effort to keep Trump from getting enough delegates to clinch the nomination. Everyone else had to fan out. Ted Cruz had a big day Saturday when he became the first presidential candidate to win both Wyoming and Quebec.

Gateway Pundit website aired a campaign video from November in Iowa in which a Colorado pastor calls for the execution of gays and then he introduced Ted Cruz. There may be such a thing as being too moral. Last year this pastor underwent a colonoscopy and went to confession afterwards.

The White House said President Obama’s nominee for the Supreme Court will be announced and sent to the GOP Senate next week. To save time and money, they should hold the confirmation hearings in Orlando or Anaheim, because Obama’s nominee will only be confirmed in Fantasyland.

Republican and Democratic presidential candidates battled ferociously right up to yesterday’s make-or-break primaries. The NCAA tournament is coming along at the right time. Right now Establishment Republicans think that March Madness and Trump’s poll numbers are the same thing.

The NCAA tournament gets underway this week in which sixty-five college teams will play for the NCAA basketball championship. A hundred billion dollars will be bet in Las Vegas and in office bracket pools. I just filled out my March Madness tax bracket, and I’m picking the IRS to take it all.


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