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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 7, 2016

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The primaries kept voters riveted with a dozen primaries pitting Donald Trump, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders against each other. You talk about a tough joke to write. That's two Hispanics, two WASPS and a Jew, and they don't even go into a bar.

Nation of Islam founder Louis Farrakhan on Wednesday said he liked what he sees in Donald Trump. A few days earlier Trump was endorsed by Ku Klux Klan leader David Duke. On election night Donald Trump could win the Nobel Peace Prize if all his supporters leave the victory party alive.

Syrian refugees in Germany are flying home because they find Germany intolerable. What did they expect? German tourism pamphlets freely admit that Germany is not exactly Israel when it comes to welcoming strangers, but they're quick to point out in their defense that they caused Israel.

Border Patrol statistics Monday showed illegal border crossings into the U.S. rose by a hundred percent over last year. The aliens tell Border guards it's their last chance before the Trump wall goes up. For months, Trump has been saying he's attracting Hispanics and now there's documented proof.

Mitt Romney ripped Donald Trump's character and judgment in a speech on Thursday. One thing's for sure. If Romney had gone after Obama with the same venom as he just did a fellow Republican, he would be running for re-election today and the two-term limit would have been lifted.

GOP former candidate Herman Cain said Mitt Romney's speech attacking Trump Thursday was a Hail Mary pass by the establishment to impose their own GOP nominee. That's logical. It's also possible that Mitt Romney is angry at Donald Trump for having three wives, but not all at once.

Mitt Romney led the GOP establishment opposition to Donald Trump Thursday. It's part of the game. Under the U.S. two-party system, the Democrats spend all their time attacking the Republican Party candidates and the Republicans spend all their time attacking the Republican Party candidates.

The Fox Theater in Detroit was jam-packed for the presidential debate between Trump, Rubio, Cruz and Kasich Thursday. The GOP candidates spent two hours on national TV tearing each other to absolute shreds. If dogs ran this country, they'd ban GOP presidential debates for humane reasons.

GOP candidates Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio and John Kasich debated in Detroit Thursday. Ben Carson was not on the stage. However, they brought in one of the presenters from the Oscars telecast on Ben Carson's behalf to complain that they aren't asking him enough questions.

The Pentagon announced Thursday Lieutenant General John Nicholson has been appointed to command U.S. and Allied forces now stationed in Kabul. He's been put in charge of the in war in Afghanistan. In the sports world that's the equivalent of being named coach of the Cleveland Browns.

Saudi Arabia announced they're seeking a ten billion dollar loan from U.S. bankers due to the oil slump. They live in a different world. On the morning after Super Tuesday, a Saudi official said that a Donald Trump presidency would set the world back for centuries, and he was endorsing Trump.

ESPN says a Southern family found seven Ty Cobb baseball cards in their great grandfather's attic. Ty was a savage competitor who slid with his spikes high and the fans loved him, but he's considered to have been racially intolerant by today's media. His nickname was The Wharton Peach.

NASA astronaut Scott Kelly returned to earth Tuesday after spending an entire year in orbit aboard the Space Station in zero gravity. His legs gave out from under him after he emerged from the capsule. Someone told him Donald Trump is the leading GOP candidate for president and he fainted.

The Academy Awards had their lowest TV ratings in eight years Sunday despite Leo DiCaprio taking home Best Actor. It makes no sense. Where else but the Oscars can you get lectured on the dangers of global warming by a movie star who flies supermodels to his yacht aboard helicopters?

Hillary Clinton's former aide at the State Department turned state's evidence Thursday in the probe over her emails. It's worrisome. If Hillary gets indicted too soon for mishandling classified secrets information, it could end the Clinton dream of being America's first two-impeachment family.

Hillary Clinton's huge victory in South Carolina was topped by Hillary's victories nationwide in the Super Tuesdayprimaries. It was easily the biggest week of her national political career. Hillary won by so many millions of votes that Bernie Sanders is demanding that they be redistributed.

Democratic socialist Bernie Sanders vowed to stay in the race after Hillary's victorious Super Tuesday. He showed surprising strength some of the Southern states. Bernie Sanders actually managed to win the Oklahoma primary and no, Yankees, he didn't do it by promising to legalize meth.


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