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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 29, 2013 / 18 Nissan, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Supreme Court deliberations on gay marriage Tuesday drew scalpers' ticket prices of six thousand dollars. This explains the easy laughs the liberal judges were getting from the crowd. When you pay six thousand dollars a ticket, you show up ready to have a great time.

The Supreme Court case on gay marriage Tuesday saw protesters liken conservative justices to the KKK. Not true. The Klan is a bunch of guys in white robes who scare black people while the Supreme Court's a bunch of people in black robes who scare white people.

Nike saluted Tiger Woods in an ad saying Winning Solves Everything. They're bragging that they never dropped him despite his serial adultery. In fact Nike's coming out with a new running shoe which releases tacks behind them designed to flatten the tires of your spouse.

General David Petraeus gave his first speech since resigning as CIA Director Tuesday and apologized for his extramarital affair. He's been miserable. The general had sex with his biographer which means from now on he'll only have sex with his autobiographer.

Congress was urged in an efficiency report to conduct more business on Capitol Hill via teleconferencing from their home states. It won't happen. Washington D.C. is a city of vice, corruption and temptation, and the longer you're away from it, the more you miss it.

Major League Baseball's ban on beer in the clubhouse was extended to minor league teams. It's a new world. Imagine the shock some young players are going to feel this week when they're assigned to the Double-A team and when they arrive it's an AA meeting.

Italy ordered Amanda Knox to be re-tried for the murder of a college kid in Milan. She is back in America now but was in an Italian jail for four years. Her only regret is that she wasn't locked away in Spain where the language is a lot more useful once she got home.

North Korea's Kim Jung-Un threatened the West Coast Tuesday and that night Jay Leno told three jokes about President Obama. Everything's moving forward. When the Pentagon made contingency plans to fight a two-front war, they didn't know it would require firing a comic and loading the Tonight Show in a C-130 and moving it to New York.

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