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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 26, 2013 / 15 Nissan, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Los Angeles officials vowed Friday to keep the Tonight Show in Burbank. Culturally, the city is like Paris with chickens. You go into Burbank's ritziest restaurant and ask them for a table with a view, they sit you down and leave the door to the ladies' room open.

Fox Network's chairman said Friday it'd love to hire Jay Leno to host a late-night show at eleven o'clock on Fox's two hundred stations. He has what they like at Fox. Jay tells Barack Obama jokes without flinching and he has twenty years of Hillary jokes in the bank.

The U.S. Senate debated immigration reform Friday as guest worker permits ran into furious union opposition. It could get ugly. The unions vowed to stage massive street protests but they lack the manpower so they may have to hire guest picketers from Mexico.

South Carolina GOP former governor Mark Sanford made it into a House runoff race Tuesday despite his affair with an Argentine beauty. It was simply unavoidable. What hot-blooded Latina can resist the allure of a middle-aged, fiscally conservative Episcopalian?

Fox network executives announced they're going to air a dramatic mini-series about the O.J. Simpson cases. The trials were a lesson in America's cultural priorities. You kill two people you get nothing, but you steal your own football jersey and you get put away for life.

Harvard was the talk of the NCAA basketball world Friday after the Harvard Crimson upset highly favored New Mexico in round one. It took a rally at the end. Harvard was just about to lose the game and go home with nothing and then their parents placed a few calls.

Los Angeles sanitation workers were called in Friday when a school in South Central suffered a massive plumbing rupture, spilling sewage into the hallways. It was awful. The district will no longer allow Carnival Cruises to participate in their Adopt-a-School program.

President Obama was forced out of his helicopter by high desert winds Friday so he had to be driven from Jerusalem down to Bethlehem. It wasn't his only travel option. The president could have just hopped on one of his drones and been there in four minutes.

Joe Biden's travel bills revealed he stopped off in Paris and London on the way home from Rome. The hotel bills cost U.S. taxpayers five hundred thousand dollars in each city, but no one's angry. Americans have always felt that a great comedian is worth every penny.

President Obama drew criticism during his three-nation trip to the Mideast this past week. The Arabs thought he was too pro-Israeli and the Israelis thought he's pro-Arab. They've seen his brackets and are wary that he doesn't think they'll make it into the Final Four.

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