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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 20, 2013 / 9 Nissan, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Tiger Woods confirmed Tuesday he and Olympic skier Lindsay Vonn are dating. The two have a mutual interest in skiing. Lindsay Vonn is a seven-time world champion, and three Thanksgivings ago, Tiger Woods set a new world's record in the Men's Downhill.

The NFL owners began meeting Monday and discussed putting a team in Los Angeles and player concussions. Head trauma is no problem for an L.A. team. It's important for the stadium to blend into the landscape and for the players to blend into the local population.

Lindsay Lohan was back in court in Beverly Hills to face parole violation charges this week. It's going to be difficult for her to win. Lindsay won't be able to take the witness stand and testify because she has been in court so many times she's developed Bible elbow.

Senator Susan Collins hosted a lunch in the U.S. Capitol for President Obama and GOP senators Thursday but President Obama didn't eat any of the food they offered him because his food taster wasn't there. This sheds light on the problem. They're not likely to reach a deal on the budget until he's convinced the Republicans aren't out to poison him.

Hillary Clinton reversed herself and came out in favor of same-sex marriage Monday night. Her endorsement could scare gays out of getting married. They're liable to think if they marry they can't get divorced no matter how great the degree of public humiliation.

Athens midfielder Giorgios Katidis was banned from Greek soccer for life Sunday. He gave the Nazi salute after scoring a goal. Greeks are so angry that German bankers imposed austerity measures on them, the kid's lucky they didn't shoot him as a collaborator.

Cyprus had bank depositor panic Monday after Cyprus agreed to allow the Eurozone to seize ten percent of all bank accounts to avoid bankruptcy. The people are downcast. The government explained to Cypriots that their money is being represented by the William Morris Agency which charges everyone ten percent, and now they'll never find work.

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