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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 13, 2013 / 2 Nissan, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | U.S. News and World Report listed Daytona Beach as the top spring break destination for college kids. They need the breather. Spring break is the week when college students get a much needed break from binge drinking in Michigan and go binge drinking in Florida.

Daylight Savings Time went into effect Sunday, requiring everyone to set their clocks forward one hour in order to get an extra hour of light in the afternoon. On the second Sunday of every March we lose one hour of our lives. It is like nature's version of Facebook.

The London Mail reports Beyonce and Adele will headline Michelle Obama's fiftieth birthday bash. It's next January. She had booked Paul McCartney and the Rolling Stones, but under the sequestration cuts, she couldn't have any performers who were on Medicare.

Seattle's Five Point Saloon became the first bar to ban patrons from wearing Google Glasses. They record everything you look at and stream it online. The possibilities for the device are so enticing it's sparking a movment to give Bill Clinton a third term in office.

Southern California was hit by three earthquakes measuring over five points on the Richter Scale Monday, centered in Palm Springs. It was likely man-made. All the U-Haul trucks swaying on the highway on the way out of California are causing the ground to rumba.

New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg's ban on large sugary drinks was blocked from going into effect on Tuesday. Under the law, it would be illegal in New York to be in possession of a soft drink cup that is sixteen ounces or larger. If they catch you it's a fifty-dollar fine, the same as murder.

Mitt Romney celebrated his sixty-fifth birthday Sunday. He earns fifteen million per year on his dividends and he's now eligible for Social Security. Mitt didn't tell us back when he was running for president that, win or lose, he is going to get a government check.

Greenpeace activists tried to halt Naval war games off California, claiming they harm sea life. The old hippies and the sailors may have more in common than they realize. Neither of them know where they're going to spend the night once they reach the mainland.

North Korean leader Kim Jung Un vowed to destroy the United States Friday to honor the wishes of his father, Kim Jong-Il. The nation's late dictator died last year. North Korean newspapers insist that Kim Jong Il didn't die, they say he entered a sleeping contest.

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