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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 8, 2013 / 26 Adar, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The U.N. Security Council voted to sanction North Korea for their recent nuclear tests Thursday. There's nothing to fear. If North Korea makes their nuclear devices the same way they make their Hyundais, we can disable them just by turning on the air conditioning.

North Korea threatened to attack the United States with nuclear weapons Thursday, defying the U.S. to respond. Someday it'll be once too often. The reason there were never any North Koreans aboard the Starship Enterprise is because Star Trek is set in the future.

The TSA announced Thursday it's permissible for airline passengers to bring knives with them onto airline flights. The benefits far exceed the risks. They think it will calm passengers nerves during two-hour waits on the runway if they're allowed to whittle.

The Senate voted to confirm John Brennan as CIA Director Thursday after weeks of policy debate. It's set in stone now. The next day, there were so many drones in the air over the Middle East that nobody on the beaches could get a tan unless they went to a salon.

Smith and Wesson reported record profits after gun owners bought all the guns they could after President Obama threatened gun rights. There's intense lobbying going on. If President Obama will just threaten to ban the electric car it could save the Chevy Volt.

The White House shut down the mansion tours to keep from laying off Secret Service agents. They're stretched thin. The Secret Service has two important jobs, to protect the president and to have as much fun as possible between midnight and six in the morning.

Hawaii's lawmakers passed the Steven Tyler Act Thursday that bans photographers from taking unwanted photographs of celebrities. The Aloha State is determined to protect visitors. The president's real birth certificate doesn't want any pictures at any time.

President Obama's half-brother Obong'o Obama was crushed in his bid to be elected governor of his province in Kenya Wednesday. The Associated Press reported that exit polls gave him one percent of the vote. It's always tough to be the white sheep of the family.

Florida geologists said that the number of sinkholes that opened up and swallowed property in Florida tripled last year to six thousand sinkholes Thursday. Investors are completely morose. Florida real estate was already under water, and now it's under ground.

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