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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 8, 2013 / 26 Adar, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The TSA spent fifty million dollars on new uniforms on Monday before the sequester budget cuts could stop them. It's exasperating. The TSA just okayed knives on airplanes because they know another terrorist attack's the only way they will get their funding back.

Venezuela's vice president Nicolas Maduro accused the CIA of secretly giving cancer to Hugo Chavez Tuesday. It's a victory for Western capitalism. There should be a warning label on all drill rigs stating that nationalizing U.S. and British oil companies causes cancer.

Congressman Lou Gohmert wrote a bill to de-fund President Obama's golf outings to help balance the budget. It's the wrong approach. If President Obama had to use a coin-operated golf ball dispenser at every water hazard, we'd balance the budget in two weeks.

The White House shut down all public tours Monday due to budget cuts. This could cripple tourism. Seeing the White House is listed as the second biggest reason for going to Washington, the top reason being to ask what's taking so long to get their refund checks.

Princeton University researchers reported Sunday that falling in love and having sex makes you smarter. You know the rest. Falling out of love and having no sex makes you stupid, but the royalties from the country music song you write about it will make you rich.

The Los Angeles election Tuesday gave voters a choice of electing their first female mayor, their first Jewish mayor or their first gay mayor. The GOP candidate was the gay guy. L.A. has moved so far to the left that the Village People are now the Republicans.

L.A. Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hinted Sunday he might run for president. Last month he was seen partying with Charlie Sheen in Mexico. No one can understand why the most highly-respected public figure in Los Angeles would be seen partying with the mayor.

Texas scientists discovered why the Hindenberg exploded over New Jersey in 1937. It was electrical static hitting the hydrogen through grounding ropes. Just to be safe, it's been a superstition ever since never to display a swastika on a blimp anywhere near New York.

Jeb Bush appeared on NBC's Meet the Press Sunday and hinted that he might run for president next election. The motivation is there. His dad was president, his brother was president, and he is sick and tired of having to sit at the card table every Thanksgiving.

Swiss guards caught one imposter dressed as a cardinal who tried to get into Vatican City. He'd wandered over from a spring break party. His robe wasn't long enough, his purple sash was a scarf, and the crucifix around his neck had a shot glass hanging from it.

President Obama invited GOP senators to dine with him Wednesday at the Jefferson Hotel in Washington to try to break the budget impasse. This is bad optics. The president and senators are eating steak and lobster at a four-star hotel restaurant while the rest of the country is hoping that the Taco Bell burrito they just ordered doesn't buck them off.

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