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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 7, 2013 / 25 Adar, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Anheuser-Busch provided incontrovertible proof that it doesn't water down its beer Monday in response to a lawsuit. They've got bigger problems than this. Taco Bell just opened a new restaurant in suburban St. Louis and now two of the Clydesdales are missing.

Yale administrators were appalled by a campus survey Tuesday. It showed that nine percent of Yale students admitted they'd sold their bodies for sex. It doesn't just give them extra money, it gives them a double minor in political science and entertainment law.

NFL kicker hopeful Lauren Silberman flunked her tryout with the N.Y. Jets on Monday in New York, Her kick went thirteen yards. After watching her kick, the team was still willing to sign her, but then she admitted on the questionnaire that she is attracted to men.

Venezuela's Hugo Chavez died after a long battle with cancer Tuesday. Under normal protocol a U.S. president would attend the funeral of a South American leader who died in office. However, due to the sequestration cuts, we are flying Dennis Rodman there coach.

Venezuela's vice president Arturo Maduro accused the CIA of giving cancer to Hugo Chavez after he died Tuesday. If we did, it was a total accident. For the last half century, Fidel Castro always switched the two beers the waitress would bring to him and his guest.

Hugo Chavez was lionized by the left Tuesday although his country is suffering from unemployment, high taxes, and fleeing industries. His Hollywood admirers enjoy one major consolation. Hugo Chavez's legacy will forever live on in the California state tax code.

Egypt had riots by mobs angry over the imprisonment of people arrested in November after a soccer game. The inmates are fine with it. They don't mind because being in jail for four months isn't nearly as boring as watching a soccer game.

Baltimore Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco signed a huge deal that added a thirty million dollar signing bonus Monday. Negotiations stalled for months and now he has to pay the higher tax rate on the rich. During the press conference he thanked his agent, Nancy Pelosi.

Jeb Bush hinted on NBC he may run for president Sunday while promoting his book Immigration Wars. It's never wise to count him out. Jeb Bush has tremendous name recognition, and if he can overcome that, he's got a real chance of being the next president.

Kenya's government called its first election in six years Sunday, prompting President Obama's half-brother to announce he's running for office. He was born in Kenya and had never held office before. The half-brother, on the other hand, has some actual experience.

The White House canceled all tours of the president's home due to the sequestration budget cuts. The cuts are painful. This year for the NCAA basketball tournament, President Obama will only be permmitted to bracket thirty-two teams instead of sixty-four.

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