In this issue
April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 1, 2013 / 19 Adar, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The White House is bracing for a showdown with Congress today over the fate of the sequester budget cuts now due. Talk about coming full circle. By the end of the day we could have no government and no pope, which is all the Pilgrims wanted in the first place.

. The White House warned Wednesday that the sequestration cuts will force the FAA to fire air traffic controllers in April. It just never ends. Apparently President Obama got bored trying to be the next Abe Lincoln and he's decided to be the next Ronald Reagan.

. Anger Management producers say Lindsay Lohan will join the TV show's cast as one of Charlie Sheen's patients. That's perfect. Charlie and Lindsay prove what Hollywood photographers have always said about real stars, which is, they never take a bad mug shot.

. South Africa Olympic star Oscar Pistorius was freed on bail after he shot and killed his girlfriend through his bathroom door on Valentine's Day. Police found a male sexual stimulant cream by his bed. They've got to start printing those possible side effects larger.

. Homeland Security freed hundreds of illegal aliens citing budget cuts Tuesday. The stakes are high. Once any group of illegal aliens become citizens they get the same benefits all legal immigrants receive in America--two ethnic foods and one holiday a year.

. Swedish meatballs were found with horsemeat in them after equine DNA was found in Danish pizza and English frozen foods. It's alarming. At the Kentucky Derby this year jockeys who want their horses to run faster will be carrying Cuisinarts instead of whips.

. The Titanic II went under construction in an Australian shipyard Monday. It sails in two years. They're trying to time the completion of the ship with the disappearance of the icebergs, but global warming scientists can't agree on how fast the glaciers are melting.

. Illinois Congressman Jesse Jackson Jr. faces sentencing and imprisonment this week after he pleaded guilty in federal court in Chicago to campaign finance fraud. Oh well, that's politics for you. One week you're on the cover of Time, the next week you're doing it.

. The White House warned of deep Pentagon budget cuts if the sequestration cuts kick in Friday. They said the cuts would affect U.S. bases in New York and New Jersey. It's alarming, because the Hessians are still camped out on the other side of the Delaware River.

. German researchers announced they found dramatic improvements in human aging Tuesday, saying that seventy-two years of age is the new thirty. To reach this startling conclusion, the Germans used a brand-new scientific theory. It states that the fastest way to get your research funded is to tell Baby Boomers that they're never going to get old.

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