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December 2, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 26, 2012/ 4 Nissan, 5772

High Tide: the detergent drug dealers dig

By Reg Henry




http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | For a change of scene, my column today will leave politicians to stew in their own juices and instead focus on criminals. Some cynics may wonder if there's any difference.

To answer this objection, I can only say that while politicians are predictably the same, criminals are breaking new and surprising ground in their criminality.

In a development that shatters stereotypes, drug dealers and others are dealing in laundry detergent stolen from supermarkets and selling it on the black market. Or the well-laundered market, as the case may be.

It would be one thing if the detergent were being used to make a drug that puts the nostrils through a rinse-and-wash cycle and makes drug addicts smell like springtime. That would be understandable. But apparently the detergent is just used to wash clothes.

This shocking revelation came recently in an Associated Press story, which reported that police in suburban Washington raided the home of a suspected drug dealer and found not only cocaine but also 20 large bottles of liquid Tide detergent. The customers were paying for drugs with Tide, the new hot item in some parts of the country. This gives new meaning to the term "money-laundering."

The story offered some explanation for the trade in illicit detergent: A large bottle sells for about $20 and does not spoil. The risk to criminals is relatively small and drug dealers actually don't make much money and like to have other popular consumer products to sell to their customers on the side.

That criminals have brand loyalty to one particular detergent is part of the oddity. Perhaps the makers of Tide could incorporate this into their advertising: "Next time you get down and dirty with the law, choose Tide, the choice of nefarious characters across America. And when the cops tell you to come clean, remember to reach for Tide."

On second thought, perhaps not.

As cleanliness is said to be next to godliness, excepting some Hebrew Bible prophets with locusts in their beards, all of this criminal laundering seems so wrong. It is just another example of the general erosion of standards in modern life.

It wasn't so long ago that we could depend on lowlifes to keep the dirt that adheres from living so low. Scuzzballs were dependably scuzzy and the mean streets did not smell like flowers. Not any more, not with the bad guys dealing liquid washing detergent.

Of course, at the other end of the wrongdoing spectrum, well-dressed criminals have always existed. White-collar criminals must work hard to make sure their collars are up to industry standards. Members of the Mafia have always prided themselves on wearing natty suits as they go about making their targets swim with the fishes. And, of course, con men would only be conning themselves if they did not look spiffy.

As much as these criminal acts are to be deplored, we can all agree that at least the perpetrators are acting in a professional manner. I, for one, certainly do not want to be shot by anyone who does not have any pride in his appearance.

But the well-pressed criminals are surely not the customers buying laundry detergent on the street. It is fair to assume that a person who buys contraband detergent is not someone who supports the Chamber of Commerce.

It is hard to know whether an interest in personal grooming and cleanliness among formerly grubby miscreants is a positive development or not. Could they one day be rehabilitated into lawful detergent users? Frankly, I don't trust them. Any person who would use stolen suds to clean his duds is a probably a dud himself.

One can imagine the scenes of degradation:

"Hey, man, you want some dope?" "No, man, what I want is some softener. You got some softener?"

"No, man, I just got regular detergent."

"Hey, man, people want softener, man, detergent ain't enough. What sort of walking convenience store are you?"

This is what the police must deal with, and I wish them luck. While they did not join the force to put detergent kingpins in jail, they must do their duty in a changing world.

As usual, William Shakespeare predicted this. In his play "Julius Caesar," himself famous for turning up to battles in a finely scrubbed toga, Shakespeare wrote: "There is a tide in the affairs of men / Which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune; / Omitted, all the voyage of their life / Is bound in shallows and in miseries."

There is Tide in the affairs of men. No mention of softener, though.

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Previously:


It's funny how scary side effects can be

Must we meet so much? It's transparent

Why America needs a proper curmudgeon

A new grandfather's coming-of-age story

America still shows the power of the individual



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