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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 22, 2012/ 28 Adar, 5772

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Little Rock's airport commissioners voted to re-name Little Rock's airport after Bill and Hillary Clinton Tuesday. It's big news. While Bob Hope Airport is the first airport named after a comedian, Little Rock will have the first airport named after a comedy team.

Peyton Manning decided to sign with the Denver Broncos Tuesday. It ended a week of media frenzy over where he'd play. Last week the Discovery Channel interrupted a special episode about sharks to report that the Dolphins were talking to Peyton Manning.

Jockey Underwear vowed Tuesday it will stand by Tim Tebow as its commercial spokesman whether or not the Broncos trade him. They say Tim's been tremendous for underwear sales. A lot of his fans don't believe in birth control so they just wear four pairs of shorts.

The Weather Channel recorded eighty-six degree temperatures in Chicago Tuesday while cherry trees bloomed in Washington D.C. Half the people don't believe in global warming, the other half enjoy it. Al Gore just announced that nice weather causes cancer.

President Obama made a video message to Iran's people saying an Electronic Curtain's fallen over Iran. They block the Internet, Twitter and U.S. news. The video only aired in clothing stores in Beverly Hills which was enough to get the word out all over Iran in seven minutes.

Fox News reported Tuesday that muscle-regenerating Human Growth Hormone has become Hollywood's hottest anti-aging drug. It had to happen. There are six million people in L.A. with the face of a twenty-year-old and the knees of a World War I veteran.

Israel passed a law Tuesday banning advertisers from using extremely underweight girls under eighteen as fashion models in ads. This kind of thing could never happen in the U.S. The First Amendment protects the right to induce vomiting in order to sell lingerie.

Oprah Winfrey canceled Rosie O'Donnell's talk show and fired thirty people on the Oprah Winfrey Network. Oprah decided she won't engage in deficit spending to spur growth. It's a shame she didn't donate enough to President Obama's campaign to get appointed Treasury Secretary, because this is the kind of leadership we've been looking for.

The National Mall will host a rally of ten thousand atheists Saturday in what backers call a Reason Rally. It's sponsored by humanists and features British punk band Bad Religion. It's the first time in Bill Maher's life he's been asked to deliver the opening prayer.

The Corn Refiners Association asked the FDA to change the name of high fructose corn sugar to corn sugar. Sugar growers are suing corn growers for falsely claiming to be natural. So much corn is being used in gas and food and feed and candy bars that there's not corn enough left over for comedy and people are being forced to appreciate Woody Allen.

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