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April 21, 2014

Andrew Silow-Carroll: Passoverkill? Suggestions to make next year's seders even more culturally sensitive

Sara Israelsen Hartley: Seeking the Divine: An ancient connection in a new context

Christine M. Flowers: Priest's execution in Syria should be call to action

Courtnie Erickson: How to help kids accept the poor decisions of others

Lizette Borreli: A Glass Of Milk A Day Keeps Knee Arthritis At Bay

Lizette Borreli: 5 Health Conditions Your Breath Knows Before You Do

The Kosher Gourmet by Betty Rosbottom Coconut Walnut Bars' golden brown morsels are a beautifully balanced delectable delight

April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 21, 2012/ 27 Adar, 5772

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | President Obama will visit a New Mexico oil field today then fly to Oklahoma to talk with oil men. The Secret Service is concerned. It's the first time a president has visited the enemy in person since Nixon went to China and Bill Clinton spoke at Promise Keepers.

George Clooney was in jail for only five minutes Friday after he was arrested during a protest at Sudan's embassy in Washington D.C. It was good for second place. A Kenyan who was arrested at the same protest beat his time out the door by two-tenths of a second.

L.A. mayor Antonio Villaraigosa closed Santa Monica Beach to the public Sunday to give the L.A. Marathon a more pristine finish line. It's a mistake. It's one thing for Moses to part the Red Sea it's another thing for the mayor of Los Angeles to close the Pacific Ocean.

Tiger Woods's ex-coach Hank Haney wrote Sunday that Tiger tore his knee six years ago training with the Navy SEALs. Now the story's complete. Tiger always said he'd torn his knee while jogging he just forgot to add he was jogging out of Pakistan to avoid capture.

Peyton Manning threw great while showcasing for NFL teams last weekend. Nobody thought he would throw again after his neck was broken. His surgeon could make a very nice living offering his services in states that still use hanging for capital punishment.

San Diego weatherman Kyle Hunter filed a sex discrimination suit against CBS in Los Angeles. He claims he wasn't hired because CBS only hires beautiful young women for on-air talent. If that's true CBS is also open to a lawsuit from Fox News for stealing their act.

President Obama's re-election campaign reported raising three hundred million so far for the fall doubling the GOP amount. It's become quite an industry. Thanks to our perpetual presidential campaign America is now the world's leader in waste management.

Mitt Romney thrashed Rick Santorum in the Puerto Rico primary Sunday. It could be a major turning point. Rick Santorum told Puerto Ricans they needed to learn English, pulling off the impossible task of making Mitt Romney look like he's got the common touch.

Rick Santorum promised Monday to soon reveal new delegate math which will show he can defeat Mitt Romney by convention time. He feels has an equal chance even if he has only half the votes. Let the word go forth that home-school math rewards believers.

Little Rock's airport commission voted to re-name their airport after Bill and Hillary Clinton. The airport's two concourses face different directions. That means Hillary's concourse is always looking the other way when a Piper Cub hooks up at Bill's concourse.

Mexican drug cartel Knights Templar called for non-violence during Pope Benedict's visit to Mexico. They want all guns down. It will be one of the three miracles needed for his sainthood if the shooting stops instead of starts when a German arrives in your country.

Venezuela President Hugo Chavez told his nation Sunday that he's about to undergo radiation after being treated for cancer in Cuba. Being an enemy of the West can be unhealthy. Iran's president is about to get radiation too, although his doctor hasn't ordered it.

President Obama faced calls from Democrats Monday to okay Keystone's oil pipeline as oil prices rose. He doesn't want environmentalists questioning if he is green. You never know when Sheriff Joe Arpaio is going to ask you to produce an earth certificate.

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