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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 12, 2012/ 18 Adar, 5772

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Rhode Island's eighty-one-year-old Louise White won the Powerball Lottery Monday when she produced the winning ticket she's kept in her Bible. Her relatives tried to get her to take a Carnival Cruise to Mexico. They are just that anxious to inherit the money.

Maria Shriver was reported Thursday going to reconciliation therapy with husband Arnold Schwarzenegger. She has an open invitation to return to work at NBC News. NBC Dateline just offered her the moon to host To Catch a Predator with the Housekeeper.

President Obama trailed in a poll in the presidential race Thursday behind a generic Republican. That's a Republican with no particular name, no known beliefs and from no identifiable region. A police portrait artist couldn't draw a better likeness of Mitt Romney.

Energy Secretary Steven Chu told Congress that high gas prices will wean Americans off oil as car fuel. That's news. No one knew that when President Obama promised to get the U.S. economy on its feet it would end with Nike naming a walking shoe after him.

Defense Secretary Leon Panetta warned against sending troops to overthrow Bashar al-Assad in Syria Thursday. He's believed to have chemical and biological weapons. When Saddam Hussein died he willed his fantasy weapons of mass destruction to Bashar al-Assad.

The Postal Service cut its number of mail processing centers in half Friday. New data shows the USPS loses one billion dollars every month. The Postal Service always said it is the most profitable branch of government and now they have the numbers to back it up.

Queen Elizabeth's Diamond Jubilee parade will be led by Prince William's regiment on horseback in May. It's not a combat unit. It's hard for England to go to war because everything in the world worth capturing, stealing or sinking is insured by Lloyds of London.

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