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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 2, 2012/ 8 Adar, 5772

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Bill Clinton spoke to an energy convention Tuesday and he backed the Keystone oil pipeline. He said it's easy to go around the aquifers and sand hills. It just shows that if you pay a Democrat a ninety thousand dollar speaking fee, we can be energy independent.

Mitt Romney held service in the GOP Michigan primary Tuesday. He won handily in the Arizona primary. Also Home Depot's founder announced he is supporting Mitt Romney, which is nice because Mitt Romney was originally assembled with parts from Home Depot.

Newt Gingrich enjoyed an upsurge in the polls Wednesday as Southerners rallied to his candidacy for next week's Super Tuesday primary. His campaign was written off for dead twice. A win Tuesday and he breaks Israel's record for most number of resurrections.

North Korea's leader agreed to give up his nuclear weapons in exchange for American food to feed their people. The fact that they want American food tells you something. North Koreans do not want to die in a nuclear holocaust, they want to die of an obesity epidemic.

President Obama spoke to the UAW Tuesday and promised to buy a Chevy Volt when he leaves office. It makes no sense politically. President Obama's never going to get the NASCAR vote anyway, so why should he promise to drive a car that bursts into flames?

Hank Haney revealed Tiger Woods almost joined the Navy SEALs six years ago. It was a pointless exercise. Even if Tiger knew in advance that his wife was going to hit him with a golf club, Florida law would not allow him to land on the roof and blow her head off.

The U.S. Army began a color-coded cafeteria menu food program. It's to help soldiers differentiate between healthy choices and fatty ones. Do we really want people carrying weapons if they cannot tell the difference between a head of lettuce and a head of al-Qaeda?

The NFL moved its season opener from Thursday to Wednesday to avoid conflicting with President Obama's convention speech in Charlotte. He wants the airwaves all to himself and his face on every channel. He just warned the Home Shopping network that during the hour-long speech he expects them to sell TV sets that are tuned in to his speech.

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