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December 2, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 28, 2011 / 22 Adar II, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Moammar Khadaffi gave a defiant speech to his followers in Tripoli Thursday from his presidential balcony. He then returned inside his tent, followed by his elite corps of female bodyguards. Moammar Khadaffi, Charlie Sheen and Hugh Hefner all live like there's no tomorrow, on doctor's orders.

President Obama was forced to cut short his visit to Central America Wednesday and hurry home to Washington to tend to pressing matters of state. He sprinted from the helicopter to the White House to get up to speed. He has Libya ousting Khadaffi in his Sweet Sixteen bracket.

White House officials refused Thursday to call the military action in Libya a war, but three times called it a Kinetic Military Exercise. They made it sound like a workout video. It's the first time Jane Fonda ever led a war instead of defecting to the other side.

The FAA suspended an air traffic controller for going to sleep in the tower while two airliners were landing at Reagan Airport in Washington Thursday. He wasn't really asleep. Every two years the Spirit of Ronald Reagan knocks out an air traffic controller for old times' sake.

The U.S. Census Bureau released new population numbers Thursday showing that the Hispanic population in the United States has grown to fifty million people. They were easy to count, too. They all live in a three-bedroom home and attached garage in East Los Angeles.

San Joaquin Valley farmers predicted Thursday that this year's heavy rainfall in California will result in a record harvest of vegetables this summer. It's a great time for imported food, as well. Japanese spinach now comes in two varieties — sixty watt and one-hundred-twenty watt.

Germany pulled out of the Libyan operation Tuesday, citing poor U.S. leadership. It figures. When the Germans saw those tea party posters of Barack Obama with a Hitler mustache, they had every right to expect that the air strikes would be followed by a ground invasion.

The Arab League expressed reluctance Thursday to join in the air campaign against Moammar Khadaffi's forces in Libya because they didn't want to bomb a fellow Muslim country. It's humiliating for them. The French haven't beaten anything except an egg since Monroe was president. President Obama denied that the U.S. was at war with Khadaffi, despite the bombing and missile attacks on Khadaffi. He denied the goal is regime change, after he said Khadaffi must go. Barry Bonds just made a videotape congratulating Obama for breaking his grand jury record.

President Obama rushed back from Central America Wednesday and headed to the Oval Office for briefings on Libya. He tried to enter the Oval Office from outside, but found all the doors locked. This is the last time he leaves Hillary in charge.

President Obama surprised his staff on Wednesday by landing his helicopter on the White House lawn and rushing to enter his office. All three outside doors to the office were locked. His entrance strategy is no better than his exit strategy.

Yemeni protest leaders led thousands of people in calls for revolution on the streets of Yemen Thursday. They stood on stage and waved their arms and led them in chants. Arabs used to send their kids to Oklahoma to study petroleum engineering, now they send them to Iowa town hall meetings to study overthrow.

Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan went on a Chicago radio station Wednesday and blasted white Americans for pretending to care about the people of Libya. He said all we care about is their oil. He then drove off in an armored stretch limo, escorted by six Escalades full of bodyguards.

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