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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 24, 2011 / 18 Adar II, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Charlie Sheen sold out Radio City Music Hall for two stage shows Tuesday while CBS offered him his sitcom back and Fox offered him a talk show. His health is the sticking point. Charlie lost ten pounds last week and today the cartel is looking everywhere for him.

Libyan dictator Colonel Moammar Khadaffi's woes continued to mount Tuesday when his wife reportedly left him with plans to divorce. You can just take life with Moammar so for long. Every time there's a knock at the front door she has to sign for another cruise missile.

President Obama cut short his three-day trip to Latin America Monday to rush home and supervise Libya. He was losing control of the narrative. President Obama would never forgive himself if America won this thing while everyone was calling it Hillary's War.

Moammar Khadaffi gave a saber-rattling TV speech to Libya Tuesday. He is as surprised as any of us. Everyone thought Barack Obama campaigned for president against waging two wars at once as a lover of peace, not as a fitness trainer pushing us to make it to three.

House Democrats ripped Obama Monday on Libya, Iraq, Afghanistan, and drone attacks on Pakistan. Are they nuts? Right now Barack Obama is just a little cowboy rhetoric away from being re-elected president just on how much Americans loved Blazing Saddles.

President Obama changed up Tuesday and said the U.S. is going to install democracy in Libya. It has huge oil reserves and only six million citizens. This is the first war in history where a communist and the idle rich are fighting for pretty much the same amount.

Hillary Clinton alerted ABC News Tuesday that Moammar Khadaffi has been putting out feelers for a way out of Libya. This is where her White House experience comes in handy. No president can put out his feelers without Hillary being right there with the fly-swatter.

President Obama stated the U.S. military was under the command of the international community in Libya Tuesday. His insistence that Khadaffi must go was overruled by the U.N. no-fly rules. By the time this is over, CBS will be offering Moammar Khadaffi his sitcom back.

The Boston Red Sox were listed as favorites to win the American League pennant by Las Vegas bookies Monday. There's no reason why they can't. The Red Sox feel they can win the title every year now that the Curse of the Babe has been passed on to Tiger Woods.

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie vetoed a bill to legalize Internet gambling. It was opposed by both the feds and the Mob. The negotiations took place in New Jersey, where popping the question means asking the woman you intend to marry if she's wearing a wire.

Venezuela's Hugo Chavez marked World Water Day Monday and said that capitalism and imperialism may have ended life on Mars. He said they likely used up all the water there, squeezed the planet dry and moved here. It would all sound silly and fantastic if the NASA Mars Rover didn't keep stumbling over copies of the Book of Common Prayer.

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