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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 17, 2011 / 11 Adar II, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Los Angeles Zoo opened a forty- million-dollar elephant habitat on Monday. The animals will thrive in L.A. They have thick skins, great memories for who screwed them over and long trunks to reach across the room at parties and snort someone else's cocaine.

Long Island in New York joined Los Angeles and Hawaii as the first places with four-dollar-a-gallon gas Tuesday. The subway saves you no money. The three hundred a month you save on gasoline is replaced by the three hundred a month you spend on pepper spray.

Charlie Sheen reported Tuesday that the live stage show he'll perform in Cleveland and Detroit sold out in only eighteen minutes online at forty dollars a ticket. He said that one dollar out of each ticket sold will go to Japan. All the other dollars will go to Colombia.

. California's San Onofre nuclear power plant was cited by anti-nuclear protesters for earthquake and radiation risks. The scare-mongering is over the top. People in Los Angeles are being asked not to think of them as nuclear reactors, but as really big cell phones.

Japan's radiation leakage Tuesday prompted some Democrats in Washington to cite the need for universal health care coverage. It was a natural connection for them. Nothing says universal medical care like giving X-rays to everybody at the same time.

Hillary Clinton flew to Egypt Tuesday to promote democracy to the Egyptians. Their enthusiasm for it has been waning. She's there to explain to the leaders they can make a lot more money off book deals about their adulterous affairs while in office than they could ever make off graft.

WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange told students Monday the web is the greatest spy machine in history. He's under house arrest in a London mansion but under a strict curfew. If there's anything a leaker of national secrets will respect, it's a strict curfew.

President Obama unveiled his NCAA bracket picks live on ESPN Wednesday as Libya and Japan blew up. He played golf all day right after the tsunami hit. Everyone's just hoping and praying that North Korea has the manners not to attack us on baseball's opening day

Moammar Khadaffi's forces appeared to get the upper hand on Libyan rebels Tuesday and began offering amnesty. This guy was never going to give up anyway. No matter how far the U.S. pushes Khadaffi he will never throw in the towel because he needs it for his hat.

Al-Qaeda announced it's going to publish a women's magazine to help further spread the message of jihad. It's already a hit. Everyone loves the recipes for home-made bombs and the articles about how to avoid having Thanksgiving ruined by honor killings.

Kate Middleton began making world fashion news Monday during her appearance in Wales before next month's Royal Wedding. She appeared in a brown herringbone coat with a velvet trim collar by the British label Katherine Hooker. It's a sign of the times that the secret to catching the eye of a handsome prince is to wear Hooker outfits.

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