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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 14, 2011 / 8 Adar II, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Charlie Sheen sued Warner Bros Thursday and demanded custody of his twins from Brooke Mueller. She's had cocaine problems and is now in day rehab. Last week Child Services removed the twins from the couple's house and put them in a safer environment, Libya.

Beyonce admitted Tuesday that she's performed home concerts for Moammar Khadaffi, as did Usher and Mariah Carey. He pays celebrities two million a show. And all this time we thought it was cocaine that was causing all these anti-Semitic outbursts in show business.

Battle: Los Angeles drew huge crowds to movie theaters this weekend. Moviegoers weren't sure what they'd be seeing. When the advance press said it's about a huge number of aliens who take over Los Angeles, everyone just assumed it was a documentary.

Julianne Moore won the role of Sarah Palin for HBO's upcoming movie Game Change last week. It's being made by Democrats. During her audition Julianne told producers that she knows absolutely nothing about U.S. politics or about world affairs, and clinched it.

Wisconsin protesters tried to stop a state Senate vote reducing public union powers Thursday. Republicans were embarrassed to find themselves in the odd position of defending democracy. The Wisconsin legislature is the only circus where the elephants sweep up after the clowns.

The N.Y. Times reported Moammar Khadaffi can pay his army indefinitely because he has tens of billions of cash stashed in hiding places in Libya. That's why there's no military response. Our smart bombs can only find nuclear facilities, not hordes of cash, and for that we'd have to drop actresses.

Homeland Security began testing mobile vans with body scanners attached to long-ranged cameras for street surveillance. People are afraid that pictures of their genitals will turn up on the Internet. No one's told them that without pictures of genitals, there'd be no Internet.

Saudi Arabian security forces fired dummy grenades and rubber bullets Thursday to break up two hundred pro-democracy demonstrators. Americans were riveted by the news footage. Every demonstrator that falls knocks another nickel off the price of gasoline.

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