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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 11, 2011 / 5 Adar II, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | President Obama met with the Boston Celtics Tuesday, then hosted a party at the White House Wednesday to watch the Chicago Bulls play Charlotte. The president is tired of people thinking he's not an observant Christian. He's given up foreign policy for Lent.

President Obama met Hillary Clinton and CIA Director Leon Panetta in the White House Wednesday to plot the next move against Khadaffi. They've decided to do the only thing they know how to do. They're going to run commercials against him in Iowa.

Tiger Woods fell to fifth in the world on the eve of the Cadillac Championship this week at Doral. He's still number one to many. Charlie Sheen said he had tiger's blood Wednesday, prompting two porno actresses to chase him out of the house with a nine-iron.

USA Today reported California census numbers Tuesday showing that white people are fleeing the state. Every year Hispanics are a larger percentage of the population. The state law requiring everybody to have car insurance is not having the intended effect.

Nebraska lawmakers tabled an Arizona-style immigration bill Wednesday that had wide popular support. It was a tough vote for Democrats. When asked about the bill some Democrats said they were still on the fence while many others said they'd just hopped over it.

NPR's two top executives resigned after one was taped making fun of Tea Partiers as racists. NPR's time has passed. NPR started out as the radio arm of PBS, which came into existence only so Americans could enjoy British costume dramas without hemorrhoid commercials.

Michael Moore appeared in Madison Sunday to address a rally of Wisconsin union protesters. His face got redder and redder as he ranted against the rich. Ever since he replaced the light in his refrigerator with a tanning bulb he looks like a full-blooded Indian.

NASA scientists released a study Monday saying a small nuclear war would actually help to reverse global warming. It would have to be a very limited nuclear war. All we would need is a bomb that'll take out the government of Iran but will leave the oil fields standing.

Senator Harry Reid gave a speech to Nevada state lawmakers last week and urged them to outlaw prostitution. Better they keep hookers legal and outlaw the politicians. At least the hookers are up front about what they plan to do to you after you give them your money.

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