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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 22, 2010 / 8 Nissan 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Los Angeles Marathon will be run today from Dodger Stadium to Malibu. The route forced twenty-six churches to cancel Sunday services. People in L.A. worship their own bodies and they don't understand why the earthquakes won't leave us alone.


Texas Rangers manager Ron Washington apologized Wednesday for testing positive for cocaine last year, telling reporters it's the only time he ever did coke in his life. Nobody is buying it. Does he think he's running for president twenty years ago?


Michael Jackson's estate signed a quarter-billion dollar deal with Sony. He is the second dead superstar in history who's worth more dead than alive. It just shows that if Lisa Marie Presley is in your will you're not going to live to be sixty.


House Democrats rolled out their health care reform bill Thursday. It contains huge tax increases, massive subsidies, penalties for businesses and mandates for individuals. Hours earlier a Muslim cleric in Yemen had called for the destruction of America and for the rest of the day he felt like Elizabeth Montgomery in Bewitched.


Speaker Nancy Pelosi's plan to pass health care reform without a vote ran into a firestorm Thursday. She was shocked to hear the public was paying attention to the details. Thanks to Tiger Woods everyone's an expert on the reconciliation process.


Nancy Pelosi conjured a no-vote maneuver on health care Wednesday in which the House would deem the Senate bill passed. It lets Democrats seize the health care industry a year after seizing GM. Now they're fighting over who gets to shoot the Czar.


Congressman Dennis Kucinich changed his mind Wednesday and decided to support the health care reform bill. This is big. The health care reform bill now has the support of the only U.S. congressman who ever saw a UFO in Shirley MacLaine's back yard.


President Obama held the Friends of Ireland lunch at the White House Wednesday and said his mother's ancestors lived in Ireland. It's true. His mother's side is Anglo-Norman and if you conquer a place, you can technically say that you live there.


President Obama's disapproval ratings went up in the polls Tuesday as Newsweek reported a malaise in America. This is nothing new. If it were any more like the Carter Era, President Obama would be constantly embarrassed by his brother Billy Obama.


Hillary Clinton bawled out Benjamin Netanyahu over the phone Tuesday over new apartment buildings that Israel began building in Jerusalem. She was livid. It's the exact same tone of voice she used when she found out Bill had his own apartment.

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