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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 16, 2010 / 1 Nissan 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Tom Hanks showed his HBO series The Pacific to President Obama Thursday in the White House. It's the true story of three U.S. Marines in World War II who killed a lot of Japanese soldiers. The timing is terrible, now it looks like Toyota's got a motive.


Toyota began a new advertising campaign Monday promising to fix their cars and thanking consumers for their patience. The automaker has never lied. Their last advertising campaign promised consumers that Toyota is the last car you'll ever drive.


The Royal Opera in London announced Friday it will stage an original production called Anna Nicole on the life of Anna Nicole Smith. Opera was never that big in England. No English tenor ever hit a high-C without accidentally backing into a spear first.


Moscow residents protested new Red Square billboards which show Josef Stalin smiling at the people. Stalin still has a following among people who want the government to take care of them. Two years ago he nearly won a U.S. congressional seat in New York.


President Obama spoke out for health care reform in St. Louis Wednesday. Many local politicians refused to be seen with him. When the Republicans see you as a socialist and Democrats see you as a smoker you can't even get a passenger for the carpool lane.


China announced Thursday it will hold college seminars on communist journalism given by Culture Minister Li Dong Dong. That's really his name. Eric Massa just offered China nuclear secrets if they'll let him study within arm's length of this guy.


Speaker Nancy Pelosi was reported Thursday to have been told last October that Congressman Eric Massa was living with young male staffers. He's become famous as a serial groper of male staffers. In the health care debate he favored Single Player.


The House Oversight Committee said Thursday the six billion dollars in bailout money loaned to GMAC will never be repaid. It's GM's finance company. GMAC had to pay that money out in executive bonuses to stay competitive with other financial firms.


Congressman Patrick Kennedy ranted Wednesday about the media caring more about Eric Massa than the Afghanistan war. What nerve. Patrick Kennedy comes from such a family of gropers that his grandfather Joe's hand played Thing in the Addams Family.

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