May 22, 2013
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May 20, 2013
Richard A. Serrano: Is Meir Kahane's assassin now a changed man?
Genetic copies of living people from embryos no longer science fiction
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May 13, 2013
Rabbi Nathan Lopes Cardozo: Why the giving of the document that would permanently change the world could only be done in desolation
David G. Savage:
Church-state, literally? Supreme Court weighing public school graduation in a church
May 10, 2013
Rabbi Berel Wein: Be all that you should be
May 8, 2013
Peter Ford: Why China is welcoming both Israel's Netanyahu and Palestinians' Abbas
Obama administration quietly backs out of appeal over new contraceptive mandate
At Kerry-Putin meeting, US-Russia relations thaw --- a tad
The Kosher Gourmet by Leela Cyd Ross :
Almost too pretty to eat, this colorful salad with Sicilian inspiration will tickle the taste buds and delight your visual sensibility
May 6, 2013
May 3, 2013
Kids, kittens the Same?
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Artificial kidney offers hope to patients tethered to a dialysis machine
April 29, 2013
Poland's new Jewish museum celebrates life, doesn't revisit Holocaust
Terrorism in America: Is US missing a chance to learn from failed plots?
Boston Bomber's 'Svengali' Revealed
Tiny satellites + cellphones = cheaper 'eyes in the sky' for NASA
April 26, 2013
Clifford D. May:
Defense in the Age of Jihadist Terrorism
Sharon Palmer, R.D.:
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April 24, 2013
Jewish World Review
March 13, 2009
/ 17 Adar 5769
And now for the important news ....
Bernie Madoff pleaded guilty Tuesday to swindling victims out of fifty billion dollars and faces one hundred fifty years in jail. That's not enough time. Thanks to embryonic stem cell research, Bernie Madoff's best years could still be ahead of him.
The FBI said Wednesday it found performance-enhancing substances on syringes used to inject Roger Clemens. The pitcher began his career during the cocaine era, he was a star in the Clinton era, and he ended his career in the steroid era. His won-loss record over that span shows that nothing is better for your career than adultery.
The World Baseball Classic got started in Canada Friday with nations from all over the world competing. It's fun to watch people from other cultures enjoy the game. The Arab outfielders don't just overthrow the cutoff man, they topple his statue.
Charles Barkley was described as a model prisoner by the Phoenix sheriff after he served three days for drunken driving Monday. While in jail he did nothing out of the ordinary and said nothing quotable. It illustrates the dangers of not drinking.
Michael Jackson announced last week he'll perform concerts in London. However, no insurance company will insure him or his concerts. The last time an insurance company covered Michael Jackson they needed a federal bailout to pay off the parents.
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was revealed Monday to be using Air Force planes as her personal taxi service. She just wrote the four hundred billion dollar spending bill. Speaker Pelosi keeps her girlish figure by exercising every night on the Budget Buster.
President Obama signed a budget bill with nearly nine thousand congressional earmarks Wednesday despite his campaign pledge to end earmarks. He said these are the last earmarks he will sign. Cigarette smokers always say this is going to be the last one.
Policy Review editorialized Monday that food and sex have switched places over the past forty years in American morality. We used to be monogamous but ate anything, while today you must eat only correct food but you can sleep with anyone. This could explain why the average price at a Las Vegas buffet is now two hundred dollars.
South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford likened President Obama's fiscal policies to Zimbabwe's Tuesday and warned we could get hyperinflation like Zimbabwe's. His meaning is clear. Leave it to South Carolina to fire the first shot in every Civil War.
Islamic extremist groups from Somalia were reported Monday to be recruiting in Minneapolis, where there's a large Somali population. Nobody in Minnesota minds the terrorists moving to their state. Until the Senate race is decided, every vote counts.
Newsweek's Howard Fineman wrote Tuesday the establishment is starting to turn on Barack Obama. Memo to the next president: give the prime minister of your nation's Mother Country a dinner. He has a million Muslims living in London to watch, and Northern Ireland is growling again, and he has no time to watch twenty-five movie DVDs.
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