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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 9, 2009 / 13 Adar 5769

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Gone with the Wind fans observed the seventy-fifth anniversary of the Margaret Mitchell novel last week. Some people have never even heard of it. Today people see Gone with the Wind on the bookstore shelves and just assume it's an investment manual.


Will Ferrell performs his one-man show as George W. Bush on HBO Saturday. After just six weeks we're already looking back at the worst president in history as those good old days. What we wouldn't give for an ill-conceived invasion right now.


Mahatma Gandhi's personal items were bought at auction in New York Thursday by an Indian beer maker and donated to India. Gandhi believed that having no material possessions grants you spiritual powers. Today he's the patron saint of Orange County.


Somali pirates released an Egyptian cargo ship Friday after they ran its cargo back and forth to Mogadishu for two months. The ship was holding six thousand tons of fertilizer. These kids are new at cutting cocaine and you learn from your mistakes.


The White House announced Friday the unemployment rate hit eight percent. Wall Street stock prices fall every time the president goes on television. This summer Disney World will open a new ride called It's a Small World and It's Coming to an End.


President Obama signed an executive order Friday permitting the federal funding of embryonic stem cell research. The president has a plan. He wants to develop a cure for every known disease and then refuse to give it to anyone who took TARP money.


Congress voted funds to keep the U.S. government from shutting down Friday. They have car payments to make themselves. Congressmen must drive their own cars because taxicab drivers refuse to pick up passengers who are statistically likely to rob them.


Newt Gingrich gave interviews Thursday and discussed running for president in four years. He's a brilliant conservative with a history of cheating on his wives. In four years everyone'll be sick of stock market jokes and ready for the infidelity material again.


The FDIC hinted Friday it might have to borrow billions of dollars in order to insure everybody's bank deposits. The overall economy is to blame. In the last four months fifty million Americans have had to switch brokers, from to stock to pawn.


Gordon Brown gave Barack Obama a first edition biography of Winston Churchill plus a pen holder made from the Victorian anti-slave ship HMS Gannet Tuesday. In return Obama gave Brown twenty-five movie DVDs. It would have been twenty-six movie DVDs, but somebody on Obama's staff is from this country and caught the John Adams mini-series just in time.

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