JWR Schticks and groans


Home
In this issue

July 2, 2009

Rabbi Abraham J. Twerski: The hallmark of a person

Abe Novick: Up, up, and aliya

July 1, 2009

Rabbi Avi Shafran: The Road Taken

The Kosher Gourmet by Marialisa Calta: Get into the holiday spirit with these Star-Spangled desserts

June 30, 2009

Rabbi Binyomin Ginsberg: What makes a great parent?

Caroline B. Glick: Ideologue-in-Chief

June 29, 2009

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir: Beware of 'Caveat Emptor'

Steven Emerson: ACLU pushing for more money for Hamas

June 26, 2009

Rabbi Yoni Posnick: Learn the secret to a healthy marriage from a scriptural villain

Caroline B. Glick: Barack Obama vs. International Law

June 25, 2009

Rabbi Shimon Apisdorf: The Absurd Power of Truth

Jordan "Gorf" Gorfinkle's strip: Everything's Relative

June 24, 2009

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Advancement of technology is a wake-up call for humanity

The Kosher Gourmet by Andrea Weigl: Summer on a stick: Making frozen treats can be easy, creative and fun

June 23, 2009

Martin M. Bodek: 'On Surnames': And so, We Begin

Caroline B. Glick: The Obama Effect

June 22, 2009

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir: Working for a corrupt firm

N. Richard Greenfield : Where are American Jews?

June 19, 2009

Rabbi Abraham J. Twerski: Emotion v. intellect

Caroline B. Glick: Israel's rare opportunity

June 18, 2009

Jonathan Rosenblum: Sometimes it is more essential to define the nature of evil than good

Jordan "Gorf" Gorfinkle's strip: Everything's Relative

June 17, 2009

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: The Language of Confusion

The Kosher Gourmet by Linda Gassenheimer: Nothing pleases Dad more than a thick, juicy onion-smothered steak. Add home-Baked Potato Chips and …

June 16, 2009

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir: Career v. Careersism

Caroline B. Glick: Obama's losing streak and Israel

Richard Z. Chesnoff: ‘Palestinians’: Never Missing an Opportunity …

June 15, 2009

Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu: How Judea and Samaria can become 'Palestine'

Daniel Pipes: Where Netanyahu's speech failed

June 12, 2009

Rabbi Abraham J. Twerski: Some big thoughts about not acting so big

Caroline B. Glick: Obama's High Commissioner

June 11, 2009

Victor Davis Hanson: Our historically challenged President

Mitch Albom: Beware the True Believers

Lewis Grossberger: What we learn from the new Hitler photos

June 10, 2009

Mort Zuckerman: What Obama and his advisors won't -- or refuse to -- grasp about Israel and the Muslim world

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Lotsa pasta: Tips, techniques and (amazing) taste

June 9, 2009

Anne Bayefsky: Obama's stunning offense to Israel and the Jewish people

Frank J. Gaffney, Jr.: America's first Muslim president?

June 8, 2009

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir: Merchant must take responsibility for careless shopper?

Mark Steyn: A superpower that feeds on mediocrity cannot survive for long on leftovers from the past

Richard Z. Chesnoff: How do you say 'kumbaya' in Arabic?

June 5, 2009

Rabbi Abraham J. Twerski: In quest of spirituality

Caroline B. Glick: Obama's Arabian dreams

Charles Krauthammer: The Settlements Myth

June 4, 2009

Paul Greenberg: The War Comes to Little Rock

The Kosher Gourmet by Judy Hevrdejs: Splash it on! Tap your inner jazz musician and improvise when stirring up a vinaigrette

June 3, 2009

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir: Q. Should terrible teacher be exposed?

Jonathan Rosenblum: The Israel Lobby: Missing in Action

June 2, 2009

Dennis Prager: The Speech President Obama Won't Dare Give in Egypt

Frank J. Gaffney, Jr.: Pressure on Israel raises war risk

Oct. 29, 2003
Mortimer B. Zuckerman: Graffiti On History's Walls (MUST-READ!)

Jewish World Review March 20, 2008 / 13 Adar II 5768

The Persian Gulp: A Purim Shpiel

By Rabbi Yaacov Polskin


Printer Friendly Version

Email this article

Queen Vashti — Election '08 — Is there a nexus?

In The Year 368 Before Common Error

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Book of Esther chronicles 9 years of Jewish odyssey in the Persian Empire, decades after the destruction of the first Temple in Jerusalem.

In the year 368 BCE, Ahaseurus or Xerxes ascended the throne in an unusual set of circumstances. He deposed his queen (Vashti) and chose Esther instead, niece of Mordechai, leader of the Jews in exile. At the time of coronation, esther declined to reveal her Judaic origins.

Later Haman, scion of Amalek, became the king's viceroy and conspired to annihilate our people.

Mordechai worked in tandem with the queen to thwart the plot, leading their people in 3 days of repentance, fast and supplication to the One Above.

Esther finally made known her lineage to the king, for Haman wished to harm the crown itself.

In a Divine turnabout, Haman & sons hung from a gallows 50 cubits high, and the Jewish nation was spared.

When speaking of world history, the Book of Esther is chapter and verse. Its message resonates with timelessness world occurrences are not seemingly random events, rather they are part of a master game plan orchestrated by the Divine who watches over His people forever.

Purim is a day of great merriment as we thank the only One Above. -- Enjoy.


Ahasuerus ruled in 127 provinces, from 'Hodu' [Indira Ghandi's India] till 'Kush' -- Ethiopia [Obama-nation]. A commoner, he married royalty -- Vashti, granddaughter of Nevuchadnetzar, king of Babylon.

Three years later, his reign secure, the king made a grand feast in Shushan for all nobles of the provinces, for 180 days.

The Cuban Head of State did not attend; veteran diplomats, the old-timers, couched the fluid situation there as "Castro convertible".

One day the reveling assemblage, laden with wine, erupted in debate - who of the gentler gender are of fairer appearance, those who hail from Media or Persia?

The king offered to break the deadlock of the superdelegates by suggesting that his spouse make an appearance, for she was second to none.

Upon hearing her husband was campaigning on her behalf, the queen was enraged; deep in the Hamadan region there was a nuclear reaction.

Still her policy was, "You should talk to world leaders even if we don't like them"; so she sent a reply with her chambermaid, the squeaker of the house -- Shame on you! His majesty won't have his way 'with words' -- besides, I can always Xerox another Xerxes if I wish.

The king's wrath was kindled and turned to those knowledgeable in law as to what should be done to the queen for not doing his bidding. Memuchan, the minister declared -- Let's get real --Vashti has slighted the peoples of the provinces too. Now all the womenfolk shall gaze upon their husbands with contempt. This is about emotional wholesomeness of the family -- the marital stability of an entire kingdom -- universal health care, in short.

Let there go forth a royal edict that the queen's crown be bestowed upon another who is better suited.

In a desperate bid to make a comeback, Vashti asked, how come the other ministers don't get to vote too. Look, the Royal Scribe retorted, years ago when we deliberated going to war with neighboring Babylon, you said 'aye' then later dismissed the naysayers, saying, "there are no do overs", right?

The king accepted the proposal so a proclamation was sent forth to each province that each man shall reign in all his house -- penned in its mother tongue.

In the Persian Empire the official language was Farsi, but since this decree concerned Vashti the queen, it was crafted in line with her mantra that we are a bi-lingual nation.

The queen's diary notes how she was led down a corridor in the dungeon to a prison cell; with burning tapers that kept it brightly lit. She praised Naptha for the quality of life there. Centuries later some claimed a sighting of the deposed monarch south of the border; other say she joined a celestial choir.

History plays tricks on the grateful dead, but with Purim 5768 right around the corner you tell yourself, 'oy vey, she's back"!!!!

Every weekday JewishWorldReview.com publishes what many in Washington and the media consider "must-reading". Sign up for the daily JWR update. It's free. Just click here.

Rabbi Yaacov Polskin is a lecturer with the Gesher Outreach organization. To comment, please click here.

© 2008, Rabbi Yaacov Polskin