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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 31, 2008 / 24 Adar II 5768

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | . Kentucky Fried Chicken was robbed by a gunman Monday who was caught by a middle-aged lady. She wrestled him down while dodging bullets and held him until cops arrived. Hillary Clinton called her up and offered her a hundred bucks for the trick.


Barack Obama released his income tax returns Tuesday, showing he donated less than one percent to his church. This explains his pastor Jeremiah Wright's sermons. When he couldn't get enough money out of his congregation he had to market to al-Qaeda.


Hillary Clinton admitted she misspoke about dodging sniper fire in Bosnia twelve years ago as first lady. It simply didn't happen. Bill Clinton's been on the phone to everybody he knows in Bosnia trying to track down that sniper and get his money back.


Barack Obama on The View Friday hedged about his pastor Jeremiah Wright, saying he never heard any racially inflammatory sermons. It's obvious Barack heard some of the sermons. Calling your grandmother a typical white woman had to come from somewhere.


Winona Ryder was caught shoplifting again last week in a Hollywood drugstore. She was caught outside with make-up items she didn't buy. She got fifteen endorsement offers the next day when people found out she looked that good with drugstore brands.


Rudy Giuliani hinted Friday that he may run for governor of New York after his failed presidential bid. You can't beat the perks. Sure you have to live upstate in Albany, but the governor's mansion has prostitutes coming out of the hot water tap.


Eliot Spitzer was linked by receipts Friday to a new call girl ring called the Wicked Models. His therapy isn't that strict. As part of his recovery, Eliot and his wife Silda have been spending their spare time playing Twister with the McGreeveys.


The U.S. Senate will vote today on whether to rename Ellis Island's library the Bob Hope Library. Before he died he donated all his radio and television monologues to the Smithsonian. Over the years only the voters have sent more jokes to Washington.


North Korea's dictator Kim Jong Il fired a series of short-range missiles that landed in the sea on Friday. He boasted he has intercontinental missiles that can reach Los Angeles. What he didn't say is that he's got to fire them from Santa Monica.


Cuban president Raul Castro announced Friday he would allow all Cubans to have cell phones now. He'll be sorry. No Cuban dictator is going to like it when his annual Revolution Day speech is interrupted twice a minute by the Florida fight song.


Al Gore was suggested Friday as a compromise candidate for the Democratic Party presidential nomination. As inventor of the Internet, he's responsible for online prostitution, online porno, online gambling and male enhancement pills delivered to your door. There's not an American alive whose life he hasn't touched in some tragic way.

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