May 20, 2013
Genetic copies of living people from embryos no longer science fiction
Jewz in the Newz by Nate Bloom :
The Kosher Gourmet by Cathy Pollak:
Jews Inducted into Rock Hall of Fame; Anton Yelchin co-stars in New "Trek" film; Kutcher (but not Kunis) visits Israel; Jewish TV Star Praises Jewish Rap Star
WARNING: This WALNUT CAKE WITH PRALINE FROSTING, perfect for afternoon coffee, is addicting
May 13, 2013
Rabbi Nathan Lopes Cardozo: Why the giving of the document that would permanently change the world could only be done in desolation
David G. Savage:
Church-state, literally? Supreme Court weighing public school graduation in a church
May 10, 2013
Rabbi Berel Wein: Be all that you should be
May 8, 2013
Peter Ford: Why China is welcoming both Israel's Netanyahu and Palestinians' Abbas
Obama administration quietly backs out of appeal over new contraceptive mandate
At Kerry-Putin meeting, US-Russia relations thaw --- a tad
The Kosher Gourmet by Leela Cyd Ross :
Almost too pretty to eat, this colorful salad with Sicilian inspiration will tickle the taste buds and delight your visual sensibility
May 6, 2013
May 3, 2013
Kids, kittens the Same?
With employee perks at struggling Internet pioneer Yahoo! it's hard to tell
Artificial kidney offers hope to patients tethered to a dialysis machine
April 29, 2013
Poland's new Jewish museum celebrates life, doesn't revisit Holocaust
Terrorism in America: Is US missing a chance to learn from failed plots?
Boston Bomber's 'Svengali' Revealed
Tiny satellites + cellphones = cheaper 'eyes in the sky' for NASA
April 26, 2013
Clifford D. May:
Defense in the Age of Jihadist Terrorism
Sharon Palmer, R.D.:
How to feel your best -- with plenty of energy, a healthy weight and optimal mental and physical function -- without driving yourself batty
April 24, 2013
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And now for the important news ....
Kentucky Fried Chicken was robbed by a gunman Monday who was caught by a middle-aged lady. She wrestled him down while dodging bullets and held him until cops arrived. Hillary Clinton called her up and offered her a hundred bucks for the trick.
Barack Obama released his income tax returns Tuesday, showing he donated less than one percent to his church. This explains his pastor Jeremiah Wright's sermons. When he couldn't get enough money out of his congregation he had to market to al-Qaeda.
Hillary Clinton admitted she misspoke about dodging sniper fire in Bosnia twelve years ago as first lady. It simply didn't happen. Bill Clinton's been on the phone to everybody he knows in Bosnia trying to track down that sniper and get his money back.
Barack Obama on The View Friday hedged about his pastor Jeremiah Wright, saying he never heard any racially inflammatory sermons. It's obvious Barack heard some of the sermons. Calling your grandmother a typical white woman had to come from somewhere.
Winona Ryder was caught shoplifting again last week in a Hollywood drugstore. She was caught outside with make-up items she didn't buy. She got fifteen endorsement offers the next day when people found out she looked that good with drugstore brands.
Rudy Giuliani hinted Friday that he may run for governor of New York after his failed presidential bid. You can't beat the perks. Sure you have to live upstate in Albany, but the governor's mansion has prostitutes coming out of the hot water tap.
Eliot Spitzer was linked by receipts Friday to a new call girl ring called the Wicked Models. His therapy isn't that strict. As part of his recovery, Eliot and his wife Silda have been spending their spare time playing Twister with the McGreeveys.
The U.S. Senate will vote today on whether to rename Ellis Island's library the Bob Hope Library. Before he died he donated all his radio and television monologues to the Smithsonian. Over the years only the voters have sent more jokes to Washington.
North Korea's dictator Kim Jong Il fired a series of short-range missiles that landed in the sea on Friday. He boasted he has intercontinental missiles that can reach Los Angeles. What he didn't say is that he's got to fire them from Santa Monica.
Cuban president Raul Castro announced Friday he would allow all Cubans to have cell phones now. He'll be sorry. No Cuban dictator is going to like it when his annual Revolution Day speech is interrupted twice a minute by the Florida fight song.
Al Gore was suggested Friday as a compromise candidate for the Democratic Party presidential nomination. As inventor of the Internet, he's responsible for online prostitution, online porno, online gambling and male enhancement pills delivered to your door. There's not an American alive whose life he hasn't touched in some tragic way.
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