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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

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Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

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Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

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April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

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Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

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April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

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Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

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The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 28, 2008 / 21 Adar II 5768

Mizz B's car goes chk-chk-chk

By Lori Borgman

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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | I believe you should hang onto a decent mechanic for the same reason you should hang onto a decent husband: It's too much work to break in a new one.

We've been going to Don for about eight years now, and I must say his diagnostic skills are progressing nicely.

For instance, I go in with a brake problem and describe the sound to him.

"It makes a chk-chk-chk-chk-chk when you press the brake pedal," I say.

"No, wait, it's really more of a ka-ka-ka-ka sound; a cross between a machine gun and fire crackers."

I pause, allowing time for Don to repeat the sound, but he just looks at me. He has always been reluctant to repeat the sounds, but I sense we are close to a breakthrough any day now. The fact that Ed and Phil are standing behind him laughing their heads off is not terribly helpful.

"Oh yes, and it sounds like the tires are wearing cleats."

Don gives a deadpan look at Ed and Phil, who are now doubled over behind the cash register. They're nice guys, but I hope Don's not expecting me to work with them, too.

"And when you turn hard to the right, it makes a sound like a new string on a violin."

No response.

"Or a guitar."

"All righty, Mizz B," he says.

That's another thing -- he calls the women Mizz, not Ms., but Mizz with a touch of Georgia. It's a honey of an accent that makes me think I may have a pair of white kid gloves in the purse with the snap klatch hanging at the side of my freshly pressed shirtwaist dress, even though I am schlepping about in jeans and a T-shirt, carrying a credit card in my hand.

"Did I mention there's also a high pitched eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?" I say this holding one continuous tone because I know how different tones can indicate different trouble spots under the hood.

"It's not a Celine Dion eeeeeeeee, but a Pavarotti eeeeeeeeeee. Hear the difference?"

"I think I've got it," Don says, biting his bottom lip. He's a little shy, but he's coming along nicely.

He says he'll put the car on the computer. This is what all the mechanics say these days. If it weren't that they still have grease on their hands you'd think all they do is sit around hitting "enter" on a keyboard all day.

Another reason that I am loyal to Don's shop is that he keeps a Diagnostic Magic Eight Ball on the counter.

That is a big convenience for the customer because if the mechanic is on the phone, you can ask your automotive questions of the Eight Ball and pretty much get the same answers you would from the mechanic.

"Is this repair going to cost an arm and a leg?"

"Need new car," says the Eight Ball.

"Do you think the car might make it to 200,000 miles?"

"Need new car."

"Will it be ready by 5 tonight?"

"Need new car."

The Eight Ball is supposed to have dozens of different answers, but I get the same one each time. The Eight Ball is amazingly accurate. They must hook it up to the computer each night.

Don takes a few notes, and says, "Mizz B, I'll call you when I know something. For now, why don't you chug-chug-chug on home?"

He's catching on faster than I thought.

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