Jewish World Review March 29, 2007 / 10 Nissan, 5767
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
Heather Mills McCartney was a hit on ABC's Dancing with the Stars Tuesday. You can't turn on the tube without seeing her chatting about her leg flying off. Paul McCartney just called Iran and offered to make himself available for a prisoner swap.
Las Vegas police said Tuesday they are seeking felony charges against NFL star Pacman Jones for instigating a triple-shooting in a strip club last month. It was during the NBA All-Star weekend. He is accused of stealing another league's spotlight.
Fashion designer Donatella Versace said Wednesday her twenty-year-old daughter is being treated for anorexia. It's epidemic in that profession. At the men's stag party the night before New York's Spring Fashion Show, the cake popped out of the girl.
Eddie Griffin wrecked a two-million-dollar Ferrari in Los Angeles Monday and walked away without a scratch. It's the second wreck of this model in which no one was hurt. The makers of Cialis are urging Ferrari to seek immediate medical attention.
Hillary Clinton was spoofed on the cartoon show South Park Wednesday night. It was strange to see her surrounded by a lot of foul-mouthed grade schoolers. She had to hate hearing oral sex jokes from kids who weren't even born when she was First Lady.
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