Jewish World Review March 27, 2007 / 8 Nissan, 5767
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
Al Gore urged the White House in Senate testimony on Wednesday to fight global warming. It didn't go well. Just Al's luck, he picked a day to fight global warming when the White House was blanketed with snow, or maybe it was just subpoenas.
Lovesick former astronaut Lisa Nowak entered a not guilty plea to charges of attempted kidnapping Thursday in a Florida courtroom. Is it a crime to drive across the country in diapers? Homeland Security has made flying so miserable that Americans who have to get somewhere in a hurry now pick up time by foregoing bathroom breaks.
Bill Clinton raised cash for Hillary Thursday at a fitness class where members do spin exercising. These people have nothing to teach Bill Clinton. He has an entire closet full of sweaters spun from the yarn that Whitewater was just a land deal.
The Discovery Channel debuted a new documentary series called Planet Earth on Sunday. The show follows the breeding cycle of the Emperor Penguin. It may not be a right-wing conspiracy but even the Discovery Channel's trying to catch Bill Clinton in a sex scandal.
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