Jewish World Review March 26, 2007 / 7 Nissan, 5767
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
World Series champion St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony LaRussa was arrested in Florida Thursday for drunk driving. He's a born baseball manager. During the roadside sobriety test, he touched his nose and three other drivers pulled over and bunted.
Al Gore testified in Congress Wednesday and warned about the imminent dangers of global warming. There's broad support. President Bush is perfectly willing to take the necessary steps to fight global warming but not at the cost of saving lives.
Heather Mills McCartney urged TV viewers to watch her on Dancing with the Stars Tuesday. She said her leg may fly off. No one knows how hard she fought with Paul McCartney but she's still complaining about the medical treatment she got at Walter Raleigh Army Hospital.
China said it will spend two hundred million dollars to renovate a fourteenth century city where the Great Wall meets the sea. Rebuilding and remodeling and landscaping the city is not as easy as it sounds. The wall keeps all the Mexicans out.
Bill Clinton raised four hundred thousand dollars for Hillary's campaign at a private home in Cincinnati last week. He's helped her raise two hundred million dollars for two Senate races and one presidential campaign. At what point is he even?
Merle Haggard released a new song in praise of Hillary Clinton Friday called Hillary. It's only right. When you consider country music is all about honky tonk, lust and forgiveness, the only question is why the Clintons haven't won more Grammys.
The U.S. Coast Guard announced a huge seizure on Wednesday of twenty one tons of pure cocaine off the coast of Colombia. The U.S. presidential party just left the country six or seven days ago. That's how long the delays are with room service.
Rock n Roll mogul Phil Spector's murder trial began Monday in Los Angeles. He said he talked a beautiful girl into coming home with him, where she committed suicide. Since then he's had dimmers installed on the light switches in his bedroom.
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