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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 23, 2007 / 4 Nissan, 5767

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Heather Mills McCartney danced on ABC's Dancing with the Stars Monday. Her leg did not go flying off as advertised. After her number each of the three judges held up a six, confirming everything the London tabloids have written about her parentage.


Barry Bonds ended an excellent spring training and flew home to San Francisco Sunday. He can't be gone from home too long. Every other morning the Sparkletts guy drops by his house and delivers a five-gallon container filled with clean urine.


The Grand Canyon's Hualapai Indians opened their new glass-bottom walkway Tuesday, giving tourists a bird's-eye view of the canyon for twenty-five dollars. It's a fair price to pay for the spectacular show thousands of feet below. Tom Dreesen will perform anywhere.


Russia ordered home their nuclear technicians from Iran Tuesday because Iran won't pay its bills. It's unbelievable that they can't pay their bills when gas is three dollars a gallon. Their theocracy can't balance a budget any better than ours.


Al Gore testified Wednesday to House and Senate committees about the dangers of global warming. It was earnest.`He recommended vehicles that run on batteries and invited everybody to open the door in his back and see how lightweight they are.


Bill Richardson said Tuesday if he's elected president he will meet with Hugo Chavez and with the leaders of Iran and Syria. He's got no chance. Bill Richardson joined the race too late to be included in everybody's brackets of sixty-four candidates.


The World Cricket Cup was saddened on Sunday when Pakistan coach Bob Woolmer died after losing a match. He was a great coach. The Pakistani team was beaten by three wickets and yet they still wouldn't reveal where Osama bin Laden is hiding.


Al Gore testified before the House Energy and Commerce Committee Wednesday. He brought with him five hundred thousand postcards demanding real action on global warming, all crammed inside in a huge duffel bag. Only his old boss got more in the sack.


The Food and Drug Administration warned Monday of tainted dog food sold nationwide, which when eaten causes kidney failure and death. The warning left every American asking one question. What on earth could a dog do to anger Vladimir Putin?


The Los Angeles Dodgers sent pitcher Matt White to their Las Vegas farm team Monday. He owns land containing two billion dollars worth of construction stone. George Steinbrenner just offered the Dodgers Alex Rodriguez and Derek Jeter for Matt White and a half-price discount on all building materials for New Yankee Stadium.

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