Jewish World Review March 9, 2007 / 19 Adar, 5767
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
The U.S. Olympic Committee inspected Los Angeles as a prospective site for the Summer Games ten years from now. They said the city has every athletic facility already built and in place except for the shooting range. What's wrong with the freeways we have?
Queen Elizabeth II will attend the Kentucky Derby when she tours the U.S. for a week this May. She will also see the world's most popular competition in the steeplechase event. Every eight years the Clintons have to jump over the Bushes.
Citizens Against Government Waste ripped Congress Tuesday for pork spending. They cited one million dollars for a telescope in California to watch for aliens. If it's pointed up it's a waste of money, but if it's pointed south, it's a hell of an idea.
Florida prosecutors released the romantic text messages between two astronauts in space which put astronaut Lisa Nowak in a jealous rage. She's not the first astronaut to be absolutely nuts. Neil Armstrong came back to this planet, and he had a choice.
The New York Times reported Barack Obama made investments in companies owned by his campaign donors, then tried to help them with legislation. He says he didn't know he owned their stock. Scooter Libby watched his performance and gave it a seven.
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