Jewish World Review March 8, 2007 / 18 Adar, 5767
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
Sacramento Kings player Ron Artest was arrested for domestic violence Monday after he slapped a woman who had attacked his Hummer with a frying pan. Everyone in California had the same reaction. Some of these global warming activists go way too far.
Kansas State banned the throwing of live chickens onto the court before home games with Kansas in order to appease People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. That's odd. No one says a word in defense of the chicken strips at the concession stand.
The U.S. Senate voted on Tuesday to give airport security screeners the right to form a union. It's all because of that brand-new airport screening equipment. One week of looking at naked Americans and the screeners are demanding more time off.
Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama will host receptions at the American Israel Public Affairs Committee conference in Washington D.C. Monday. It could be a repeat of their showdown in Selma. Barack Obama just discovered that his parents met at a deli in Brooklyn and Hillary Clinton is working with Jackie Mason on her accent.
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