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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 6, 2007 / 16 Adar, 5767

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Wall Street stabilized Wednesday following a four-hundred-point plunge in the Dow Jones average the day before. The corporate losses are already affecting small businesses. In New York City alone Taco Bell had to lay off two thousand rats.


The Cherokee Nation voted on Saturday to revoke the citizenship of the black descendants of the tribe's former slaves. It's no secret what brought this up. The Cherokees own a lot of casinos and they don't want the NBA All-Star Game on their reservation.


Hillary Clinton went to a civil rights ceremony in Selma Sunday and spoke to a local black Baptist Church congregation. She mentioned her husband at the top of her speech. Whenever you face a tough crowd you have to open with your best joke.


Bill Clinton was mobbed by an adoring crowd in Selma on Sunday when he arrived to march with Hillary at the ceremonial Bridge Crossing Jubilee. There was nothing separating him from the crowd. Ropes aren't allowed at civil rights rallies any more.


Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama gave alternate speeches at the bridge in Selma Sunday. Every twenty minutes Obama would electrify them and then Hillary would put them to sleep. After one session everyone in attendance quit cigarettes for good.


Senator Barack Obama told a congregation in Selma Sunday that his father had a job herding goats in Kenya. Americans are skeptical. We've learned that even if the father didn't herd the goats into Baghdad it's no guarantee of what the son will do.


Barack Obama campaigned in Los Angeles last week. It's a balancing act. He is the son of a Kansas woman and an African father, campaigning in a state where an Austrian was just re-elected governor by Mexicans demanding the rights of Englishmen.


Arnold Schwarzenegger called Tuesday for a guest worker program for millions of illegal aliens and political refugees. Asylum seekers say they are determined to stay in America and live free. Now all they have to do is qualify for disability.


John Edwards spoke at a union rally Sunday at the University of California at Berkeley. He said he was helping janitors to unionize so they can make a living wage. All the second-hand pot smoke makes them so hungry they need five meals a day.

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