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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 2, 2007 / 12 Adar, 5767

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Florida's Court of Appeals ruled Wednesday that Anna Nicole Smith's body may be buried in the Bahamas instead of Texas. The sooner the better. Anna Nicole Smith has been on ice for so long that e-Harmony just set her up with Ted Williams.


Barry Bonds told radio listeners Wednesday he's stand-offish because he gets a lot of death threats. He didn't spend very much time in the Seventies. When these guys who sell banned substances say they want the money by Friday they mean Friday.


The White House agreed Tuesday to attend a peace meeting hosted by Iraq that includes Iran and Syria. The administration is clearly wearing down. The Bush Doctrine now states that you're either with us or we'll be right over with the money.


Wall Street roared back Wednesday after a four-hundred-point drop in the Dow on Tuesday. It dropped two hundred points in the last minute of trading. It was so unstable they had to check Britney Spears out of rehab to ring the closing bell.


Heather Mills McCartney said Wednesday she hopes her prosthetic leg stays on during her performance on Dancing with the Stars. She said it would be funny if it flies off. What we don't know is how the Washington Post will blame it on Walter Reed Army Hospital.


John McCain announced for president on David Letterman's show Wednesday. However, his formal announcement isn't until April. These days if you want to run for president you have to clear it with the comedians before you run it by the public.


The Washington Post poll showed Hillary Clinton lost black voters to Barack Obama last month. She's nothing if not adaptable. Hillary was last seen trilling her consonants and putting the finishing touches on her new book It Takes a Pueblo.


Terror suspect Jose Padilla was ruled competent to stand trial Wednesday. He is accused of trying to detonate a dirty bomb on U.S. soil. His name was also Abdullah al-Muhajir but he went by Jose Padilla so he could cross the U.S. border with impunity.


U.S. Intelligence Chief Mike McConnell told the Senate that Osama bin Laden is setting up new terror camps in Pakistan. It's where they train rookie terrorists. The most promising thugs from the NBA's All-Star weekend are invited to camp on full scholarship.

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