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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 1, 2007 / 11 Adar, 5767

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Al Gore's electricity bill for his Nashville mansion and pool house was made public Tuesday. His bill is thirty thousand dollars a year. That night, two coal miners in Tennessee died after they fell sixty feet into Al Gore's carbon footprint.


NASA delayed next week's Space Shuttle launch due to hail damage to the fuel tank and the wing Monday. All the dents and dings could cause the shuttle to fly erratically. They cannot afford to lose any more astronauts to the Lover's Triangle.


Mitt Romney's secret campaign play book was leaked to the press Tuesday. His strategists reveal they're going to try to turn Hillary into a Frenchwoman. Bill Clinton offered to donate to the campaign if they'd turn her into Catherine Deneuve.


Hillary Clinton forgot to disclose that she gave money to a charity run by the Arkansas lawyer who once helped her make a killing in cattle futures. Her old friends aren't surprised. When Hillary first saw The Sting starring Paul Newman and Robert Redford, she was the only girl in the audience who fell in love with The Sting.


Prince Charles was in the United Arab Emirates Tuesday, where he suggested that McDonald's restaurants be banned worldwide. The prince was in the Middle East for family reasons. Like any doting father, he was dropping off his son on his first day at war.


Condi Rice said the U.S. will attend a Mideast regional peace conference hosted by Iraq which will include Iran and Syria. It's time to act. If the violence is this bad now, how bad will it be when the NBA All-Star Game gets there next year?


NBA players union chief Billy Hunter vowed to sue the league Monday if next year's All-Star Game is held in New Orleans as scheduled. However, NBA fans love New Orleans. It's a city where rap stars are referred to as artists, not defendants.

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