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Jewish World Review March 31, 2006 / 2 Nissan, 5766 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
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Los Angeles locked down schools Tuesday to keep Hispanic students from going out to protest. However, nobody could stop them from climbing over the fences. It is their ability to climb fences that got them to Los Angeles in the first place.
Los Angeles Hispanics said Monday they waved Mexican flags to proclaim their Spanish heritage and to reclaim the city. That's the real clash. The predominate culture in Los Angeles is based upon the British model, that model being Kate Moss.
French police used water cannons on French teenagers who were demonstrating in Paris for permanent job security. How silly. France tested that water cannon twice against the Germans and evidently believed the third time might be the charm.
The U.S. removed Sinn Fein leader Gerry Adams from the terror list Tuesday. He hasn't been allowed to fly in the U.S. due to his ties to the Irish Republican Army. White men who don't know Ted Kennedy personally will still be hassled at the airports.
Democrats released a national security statement Wednesday promising to eliminate Osama bin Laden if the voters give them control of Congress in November. They might be onto something. Republicans have tried everything but taxing him to death.
Sharon Stone raved about Hillary Clinton's sex appeal at her London movie opening on Tuesday. She also advised young people to have oral sex for safety's sake. The Clintons are so competitive their friends have to say something nice to each of them. Bill Clinton told reporters Sunday Hillary has veto power over everything he says from now on. He was obviously one of the most talented and verbally gifted presidents in American history. George Washington couldn't tell a lie, but he could. Every weekday JewishWorldReview.com publishes what many in in the media and Washington consider "must-reading". Sign up for the daily JWR update. It's free. Just click here.
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