Jewish World Review March 29, 2006 / 29 Adar, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Hispanic students marched down the Harbor Freeway in Los Angeles for illegal alien rights Monday. They knew enough to stop before they got to the harbor. It's run by the Chinese military and the first thing they do is check everybody's papers.

The National Council of La Raza demanded a open border with the United States and citizenship for anyone from Mexico. Something's wrong here. Any other country with tequila and oil would need a seven-hundred-mile-long wall to keep Americans out.

Graceland mansion was made a historic site by Congress Monday to honor Elvis Presley. He had huge appetites for food and women and public acclaim. It's a reminder to America that we should buy Bill Clinton's records while he's still alive to enjoy it.

Senator Arlen Specter found no takers Monday for his proposal to grant legal status to twelve million illegal aliens. There's one way out. Americans won't be happy with the immigration bill until all it does is let Tony Blair become president.