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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 24, 2006 / 24 Adar, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Dallas Cowboys announced Wednesday that the sale of Terrell Owens jerseys set a sales record in two days. The hottest items in football are the Terrell Owens signature jackets. Every night Lance Burton escapes from one on the Las Vegas stage.


General Motors offered employee buyouts Wednesday in the wake of plummeting auto sales. They have marketing problems out west. If you drive an American-built car in California, everybody thinks you are a cop and they slow down in front of you.


Cuba's baseball team returned Tuesday from the World Baseball Classic in San Diego. They all came home. Watching the killer whale show at Sea World reminded would-be defectors why they should wait for Castro to die before they go to Florida.


Entertainment Weekly reported Tuesday that Osama bin Laden's niece Wafah bin Laden has a reality show about her life as a singer in New York. Who's her manager? At least Margaret Truman had the good sense never to schedule any recitals in Japan.


Condi Rice flew to the Bahamas Wednesday where she was besieged by questions about her interest in the NFL Commissioner's job. She could use her experience to help bring a team to Los Angeles. She gets along great with the president of Mexico.


Senator Harry Reid demanded Wednesday that any immigration bill include a path to citizenship for illegal aliens. It's vital to have a path to citizenship for illegal aliens. Life will be unlivable in California if they close Interstate Five.


Hillary Clinton said Tuesday a law deporting illegal aliens would be turning against Jesus Christ. It sounded odd. A Democrat hasn't mentioned the name of Jesus Christ since the last time Jimmy Carter missed the nail and struck his thumb.


Albuquerque cops pulled over boxer Danny Romero for drunk driving Monday. He said he was partying with New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson at the governor's mansion. The governor-made-me- do-it is a defense we haven't heard since Paula Jones.

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