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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 22, 2006 / 22 Adar, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones signed egomaniacal superstar Terrell Owens last weekend. The inmates are running the asylum now. Bill Parcells would worry about losing his job to somebody who can control this team but Udey Hussein is dead.

NFL Commissioner Paul Tagliabue said Monday he will retire in August, leaving the door open for Secretary of State Condi Rice to fulfill her dream of becoming football commissioner. The country will never stand for it. This is an important job.

Terry Bradshaw drew critical raves for the movie Failure to Launch. He takes life as it comes. Until Terry Bradshaw was forty he thought it was a coincidence that the door opens every time he steps on the rubber mat walking into the grocery store.

Senator Russ Feingold's move to censure President Bush last week turned into a Democratic party campaign strategy debate over whether to press for impeachment. Democrats can run on a promise to impeach President Bush but that's not going to get them elected. Nobody trusts them to keep a campaign promise.

Democratic Congressman Martin Sabo of Minnesota announced his retirement Monday after forty-six years in politics. He said Congress has become too polarized, and it's true. HBO is adding more nudity to The Sopranos because the violence can't compete with the House of Representatives.

The White House said Monday it is likely that bird flu will be detected in the U.S. this year. They said they have a plan to increase the monitoring of migratory birds. Don't ask what the NSA's going to spend to translate the recordings.

Don Rumsfeld on Sunday compared pulling U.S. troops out of Iraq to giving postwar Germany back to the Nazis. He's out of his depth here. Comparing anything to the Nazis is a delicate business and should only be attempted by professional comedians.

Dell Computers outsourced twenty thousand more jobs to India on Monday. They added manufacturing jobs to the existing call- center jobs. In this week's office pool, Michael Dell has Bombay and Calcutta and New Delhi and Bangalore in his Final Four bracket.

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