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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 20, 2006 / 20 Adar, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Los Angeles suburb Calabasas last week became the first community in America to ban smoking everywhere. Local resident Robert Blake feels so persecuted. First he's told it is against the law to kill his wife and now he can't have a cigarette afterwards.


Newsweek reported Friday that advertisers will spend a half billion dollars on the NCAA tournament. It's a competitive market. According to polls, basketball is America's second favorite indoor sport, but the other one has more spectators on the Internet.


St. Patrick's Day was celebrated with a parade in New York on Friday as Mayor Bloomberg urged people to drink moderately. It was strictly enforced. Every New York cop keeps a case of Old Moderately in the patrol car just for St Patrick's Day.


Susan Sarandon said Friday she is disappointed in Hillary Clinton and thinks she doesn't belong in the White House. She said Hillary's too centrist. This is the scene on Animal Planet where Democrats, within sight of victory, eat each other.


Justice Antonin Scalia denounced the Supreme Court on Wednesday for overturning a law in Texas that bans sodomy. These anti-sodomy laws are on the books for a reason. They might be the last thing protecting the Alaskan caribou from drilling.


Michael Jackson announced Friday he's completely closed down the house at Neverland Ranch in Santa Barbara and laid off all the employees who lived there and worked there. It is just as well. The neighbors stopped believing it was a public school long ago.


Jessica Simpson went to Capitol Hill Thursday to lobby Congress on behalf of her charity, Operation Smile. The lawmakers had just increased the debt ceiling to nine trillion dollars. You can't spend that kind of money and not draw blondes.


The House of Representatives debated budget and appropriations bills Thursday and approved an extra billion dollars to help Americans who are broke pay for energy. That's not enough. Starbucks is four dollars a cup and cocaine is no bargain.


Mexican president Vicente Fox climbed on top of an offshore rig Thursday and announced a ten-billion-barrel oil strike in the Gulf of Mexico. You can already imagine the gasoline commercials. Your SUV will look years younger with Oil of Ole.


The FBI selected Lockheed Martin to build its new five- hundred-million-dollar computer system. The aerospace company wasn't the first choice. Lockheed Martin doesn't know a thing about building computers but Dubai Computer World wants too much money.

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