Jewish World Review March 9, 2006 / 9 Adar, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Barry Bonds was busted in a new book Tuesday about his use of steroids and human growth hormone. He was witnessed taking pills and placing drops under his tongue and injecting steroids and using creams. Barry Bonds insists it was a hunting accident.

National Football League owners met at the Dallas-Fort Worth airport Tuesday to weigh the players' latest offer. It's the logical place to meet. The way the airlines work their schedules, you have to go to Dallas no matter where you're going.

Hillary Clinton said Tuesday the attacks on her are gender- based. She would have had no political career at all if she were male. If Hillary had been a man, Bill Clinton would have been run out of Arkansas and today would be King of the Cowboys.

Senator Hillary Clinton claimed Saturday she didn't know about her husband's financial ties to the United Arab Emirates. She must have known about them. Once the trust goes out of a relationship it's really no fun lying to each other anymore.

The Supreme Court ruled Tuesday colleges can't bar military recruiters. Army recruiters have a disturbingly effective pitch to college kids. The first thing they do is point out that Iraq is the only Muslim country that does not ban alcohol.