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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 6, 2006 / 6 Adar, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Academy Awards aired live from the Kodak Theater in Hollywood Sunday. It was very festive. Outside, the red carpet was awash in glittering evening gowns and low-cut cocktail dresses, and those were just the guys who arrived on horseback.


Bill Clinton, it was learned Thursday, was asked by the United Arab Emirates for advice on how to get their ports deal approved. He told them to volunteer for extra congressional scrutiny. It's humiliating at first but the speaking fees later on are worth it.


The Treasury Department announced sweeping changes in the Alexander Hamilton ten-dollar bill for security reasons Thursday. The middle of the new ten-dollar bill glows under ultra-violet light. It now features a portrait of George Hamilton.


Arnold Schwarzenegger had to cancel a planned appearance at a gladiator fight in Ohio Friday night. The sport has been called barbaric human cockfighting. Arnold doesn't mind it because compared to getting to the top in the movie business, it's a kindergarten dance class.


Barry Bonds dressed up like Paula Abdul and sang a song Tuesday. No one knew steroids turned you into a transvestite singer. The McGuire Sisters just called their agent and asked him what he thought of adding a redhead named Mark to the act.


Al Gore gave interviews Friday to promote his new book and a film on global warming. He said he recently got involved with a cable television network. Tipper doesn't mind if he cheats with machines because they give him something she can't.


New York's Independence Party launched an effort Tuesday to draft Donald Trump to run for president. Americans don't care about his hair, his political views, or his wives. They just want someone who knows how to fire the intelligence agencies.


Congress was asked by car dealers Thursday to establish a database for flood-damaged cars. Some of these unscrupulous salesman can sell junk as jewels to innocent customers. Every one of them apprenticed as a congressional campaign manager.


FEMA's former chief Michael Brown said Wednesday he warned President Bush about the possible disaster of Hurricane Katrina. He said the president was engaged but overconfident. Actively praying for the hurricane to hit Cuba is not really a plan.


President Bush's visit to New Delhi Thursday was met by one hundred thousand Muslim men chanting anti-Bush slogans. There's a reason. The al-Qaeda bureaucracy has gotten so big, they haven't even heard yet that he saved the ports deal for them.

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