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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 3, 2006 / 3 Adar, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | New Orleans welcomed many people back home for Mardi Gras on Tuesday. It was heartwarming to see returning evacuees putting on a cheerful face after losing their houses and cars and everything. Those were the ones who had fled to Las Vegas.


James Bond fans announced a boycott of the next Bond movie over actor Daniel Craig. He can't drive a stick shift, a stuntman broke his front teeth and his chest is shaved. In James Bond's final movie he turns into a satire of Austin Powers.


Anna Nicole Smith came to the Supreme Court dressed in widow's garb Friday. It figures. The first thing Adam and Eve did after eating the apple was gather fig leaves and sew loin cloths, making g-string tailoring the world's oldest profession.


John McCain proposed an immigration bill that lets illegal aliens earn their way to citizenship. It's a typical senator's solution. When he found out how much they pay those coyotes he figured he could just invite them to his fundraisers.


Bill Clinton, it was learned Wednesday, advised the United Arab Emirates how to do the ports deal while Hillary was trying to stop it. She's with the people and he's with the money. Division of labor is the key to a successful presidential campaign.


President Bush paid a visit to the Afghanistan capital of Kabul Wednesday. Al-Qaeda is holed up in the nearby mountains. They have so much freedom up there that Osama bin Laden and Mullah Omar just pitched a gay terrorist movie to Paramount.


The Chicago Tribune ran a survey on Wednesday asking Americans about the First Amendment. Twenty percent think it protects their right to own a pet. The other eighty percent think it gives them the right to go to and from Mexico as they please.

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