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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 2, 2006 / 2 Adar, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Academy Awards will be telecast live from the Kodak Theater in Hollywood Sunday. There's no mistaking this year's theme. Dennis Weaver just died after a long battle with movie producers who wanted to remake Gunsmoke as a gay western.


The United Arab Emirates is hosting the world's greatest tennis players this week in the Dubai Open. The hotel where they are playing charges five thousand dollars per night. A copy of Fortune magazine is placed in each room by the Gideons.


Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones moved NFL owners and players closer to a deal this week. Players already have a great pension plan. Under the current deal you can retire after ten years, murder your wife and still get ten thousand dollars a month.


Egypt confirmed Tuesday that archaeologists unearthed the tomb of a wealthy merchant in the Valley of the Kings. The man died three thousand years ago. He hasn't been out of the ground one week and already he's engaged to Anna Nicole Smith.


Bill Clinton addressed the nation's governors Tuesday. He said children must be taught to eat only healthy foods and get off the couch and exercise more. The Nickelodeon network attacked him as just another baby boomer pulling up the ladder.


President Bush said Thursday he will relax some in India and Pakistan during his trip this week. The president revealed plans to take in a cricket match. He also plans to play a little game of match-the-NSA-tape-to-the-customer-service-operator.


The New York Times sued the Pentagon Monday for their records of warrantless wiretapping. The idea of government eavesdropping has caused people to become paranoid in Washington. Democrats are now talking to their mistresses in Navajo Code.

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