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December 2, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 14, 2005 / 3 Adar II, 5765

From A to Dubya: A satirist's snapshot of the world through the alphabet

By Dave Weinbaum


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | A. Abortion—second thoughts by Hillary? 40 million potential Dem supporters were liquidated for what, convenience? Afghanistan — early victory, early election. Liberated millions including women. Why isn't NOW cheering? Armed forces — Amazing Job. Appeasers —"Thank you Osama, we deserve another!"

B. Baseball— one giant steroid pimple about ready to pop. What happened to the good old days when the players drank all night and smoked camels in the dugout? Ball Bearing — essential in GE motors and suicide murder vests. Bush — Have they begun prepping Rushmore for the Dubya entry? Bolton — Bush's new UN boy. Quoted as saying, "If the UN building lost its' top ten floors it would be no loss." He's got MY vote, but why just the top ten?

C. Condi — one classy talented lady. Prepare yourself for "Catfight 2008!" Cubs— hey anyone can have a bad millennium. Is the guy that deflected the foul ball still in the witness protection program? Churchill—Winston, the real thing. Unlike Professor idiot of namesake, had no problem identifying Nazis. I raise my bourbon to you, while I puff on my…well…Churchill. Clinton (Bill)—good pals with elderly 41. Slept on floor in plane so old Bush could have bed, or was it from habit? Any truth to the rumor that Bill was heard talking in his sleep, "She meant nothing to me Hillary! It was just sex!"

D. Democracies—A purple fingered, terrorist defying revolution. This wall is bigger than the Berlin one and will take a long time to fully come down. Howie Dean—Republicans best bet to keep on winning. What were the Dems thinking?

E. Evil—it exists and we're destroying it. It's a wonderful thing!

F. Finger—as in purple one worn with pride by millions of Iraqi men and woman that finally got to vote in a democratic election. Friday—as in is it Friday yet?

G. Gas—we're choking on the fumes! That's all that's left in our wallets after paying for it. Gays—to marry or partner—that IS the question. Changing preference? Don't ask!

H. Hillary—Repubs can NEVER underestimate her like the Dems did with Bush. Hate the weed, but admire its' tenacity. Besides if she can fake it for another 3 years, she has a real shot. Somehow I think faking it is right up her alley. Hussein—old symbol of Arab power—new poster boy for deposed despots. Harbor—as in no safe ones for terrorists…another Bush legacy. Hitler—as in the left need stop using him in comparison to Bush. It's ridiculous, hurts survivors and families, and it cheats the Nazis of their own special place in Hell.

I. Iraq—where Liberalistic appeasement and the Democratic Party met their Waterloo. Islam—in need of a makeover with moderates taking power from the Mullahs. Idea—when was the last Dem one, 1935?

J. Judges…too much power for own good. Need to rein 'em in. They're legal interpreters, not legislators. If you're going to have tort reform, start at the top. How about term limits? Jerusalem—no sale to PALS! Stays as Jewish Capital. Michael Jackson—Can you spare a dime for an old pedophile?

K. Kennedy—Dems or Mass voters need muzzle him. All that salt water he inhaled didn't mix with tankers of booze he's quaffed. Kerry—as in unfit for command. Is there something rancid in Mass's drinking water causing Mad Voters Disease?

L. Liberal—Can't live with'em, can't shoot 'em. Libya—smart surrender by Ghadafi. Lets him stay in power and keep his oil fortune without one drop of blood shed. Saddam's kicking himself!

M. Malign—DNC talking points. Majority—what Republicans have in all branches of government

N. Never—as in, "Never give up, never let up, and you'll never let your country down." GWB'S Philosophy. Nation building—making it work in record time. See Germany and Japan post WW2. Neocons—hold your heads up with pride! Your foreign policy principles were RIGHT—ON!

O. Oil—To the winner goes the oils? Then why in hell is gas @$2.20 a gallon? Oil for food—pissant leaders, counting their bribes and voting against US in UN Security Council while US and coalition troops are being blown up. Osama—Learned his first Yiddish words when the US dropped daisy cutters in Afghanistan, "OY VEY!!"

P. Purple—It's all in the finger for Iraqi voters. Take THAT Z!!

Q. Quote—"Coming in second to terrorists is not an acceptable option."

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R. Rumsfeld—Dubya's first Administration Rummy should be tarred and feathered, then fired. New Bush Administration Rummie should be bronzed and polished, daily. S. Social Security—neither social nor secure…Vegas anyone? Sopranos—Mafia killers all cuddly and nice. Could Happy Meals be far away?

T. Terrorism—Find it, root it out, destroy it….create democracies in its place.

U. UN—a dangerous impediment for democracies and peace.

V. Victory—Iraq and Afghanistan could be one of the most momentous wins of all time. Cats sleeping with dogs? Syrians retreating from Lebanon? Peace in the Middle East? Terrorists with nowhere to run? Don't let up! "Just when the world is in the palms of your hands, your nose begins to itch."

W. As in Dubya—now stop the Lib—like spending, fix SS, and cut the deficit w/o raising taxes! I'll carve your mug on Rushmore, if I have to do it myself!

X. X—ray—My x-ray tech girlfriend dropped me. She could always see right through me! (You've come this far? You deserve a bad joke!)

Y. Yasser—A man who made the world a better place when he left it.

Z. Zarqawi—Are there any virgins left for you and Osama? Check into it! Zionist—Jews having a homeland evil? Kiss my Hebe Arse!!

There you have it, a snapshot of the world through the alphabet. Don't like 'em? Do your own! Hope you have as much fun as I did!

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JWR contributor Dave Weinbaum, originally from Chicago, is a businessman, writer and part-time stand-up comic. He resides in a Midwest red state. Comment by clicking here.



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