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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 30, 2005 / 18 Adar II, 5765

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Charles the Earl Spencer offered to rent his sister Princess Di's bedroom at the family mansion in England for sixty thousand dollars a night. They pick you up in a limousine at the airport. Thus far no one's made it back to the house alive.


Beverly Hills saw gasoline hit three dollars per gallon Monday. It was timed for the holidays. Los Angeles is about to observe Gasover, when an angel stops at every Sports Utility Vehicle and takes the first-born male as payment for a fill-up.


Mexico soccer fans booed the U.S. national anthem and chanted Osama's name in Sunday's match with the U.S. team in Mexico City. Revenge can be brutal. Next year at the Westminster Dog Show, the Chihuahuas expect to be pelted with strawberries and cream.


Iraq's Interior Minister predicted Monday that the Iraqi police and army should be in full control of the country in eighteen months. The desire is there. Iraqis have been determined to set up an American-style government ever since they got hooked on Deadwood after Paul Bremer got them HBO.


Hillary Clinton will deliver the keynote address at the Minnesota Democratic Party's Hubert Humphrey Day dinner. She will be greeted like a rock star and a party savior. It may be more than her husband can take in his delicate condition.


The Pentagon, it was announced Monday, will spend eighty- three million dollars to upgrade U.S. military bases in Afghanistan. We're going to be there for a long time. Otherwise why would the Pentagon be springing for eighty-three new toilet seats?


North Korea on Friday opened up telephone service to South Korea but tourism is a long way off. The cuisine in North Korea is not to Western tastes. The restaurants in North Korea have signs on the front door which read Sorry, We're Open.

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